(updated 27 Jul 03) 

Too Hot?

The Winner: "Where did she learn THAT word?" (KeRu@buckeye-express.com)

The Runners Up: 

"DON'T LIGHT THAT MATCH!!!!" (blake@blaketaylor.com)

Jose became very quiet as he realized that what goes in...eventually has to come out!!! (saawer2004@yahoo.com)

Meanwhile, across town, John and Linda enjoyed a relaxing dinner, discussing how nice it was to have that nice old lady from Louisiana to baby-sit for them. (srch4sat@charter.net)

It's really such a shame I didn't come up with a humorous comment to go with this picture... but I was too busy calling Child Services. (breadmaker1123@yahoo.com)

It wasn't until this moment that Timmy understood the full ramifications of his father's conversion to Judaism. (mangoandy@yahoo.com)

With the image of Grandma Emma bending over the sink without the benefit of any undergarments burned forever into his mind. Years of therapy lay ahead of Billy. (Ripster40@yahoo.com)

Ahh, it looks like Junior discovered "The Spice Channel". (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Billy is learning that hot sauce burns twice!!! (marcwwolf@aol.com)

Another child is tortured to get a funny pic for the family photo album. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"This porridge is too hot!" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

In an attempt to enter their son in the Marty Feldman look-alike contest, Rodney's parents resort to drastic measures. (hvvhiii@aol.com)

Just when you thought the worst was over, your brother asks why the laxative bottle is empty on the floor... (Ness14701@aol.com)

"I hope this diaper has an Asbestos liner!" (pilot2pro@yahoo.com)

"Oh, very funny, Mom. Let's see who's laughing when it's time to pay for my college education!" (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

Pampers. "We protect your bottom no matter what you eat" (hoosierdaddy0827@aol.com)

"Hey, what's the BIG EYEdia?!" (reidayork@aol.com)

"Honey, what's the baby bottle doing on the taco bar?" (spanalope@access4less.net)

"If I have to listen to Judy Garland sing 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' ONE MORE TIME...." (niteowl7710@yahoo.com)

His parents (pictured on TV) watched on in horror from the safety of a satellite feed many miles away. (alohacat@mindspring.com)

Further evidence that kids are watching too many cartoons. (motorbreath2000@netscape.net)

With it's promise to "Kick Your Baby Up a Notch", the new Gerber "Essence of Emeril" Baby Food has enjoyed brisk sales. (niteowl7710@yahoo.com)