(updated 28 Dec 03) 

Tiny Tree

The Co-Winners:

So I said to the genie, "I want a classy model with a little bush..." (rochford@netaus.net.au)

Yeah, not much of a tree, but look at the ORNAMENT!!! (amazingpfil@yahoo.com)

The Runners Up:

Hmmm...tiny tree, compact car. That's one secure male! (jajuta@comcast.net)

This tree was 75% off. (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)

Kirby, the World's Greatest Christmas Tree Salesman, strikes again. (BPaul317@aol.com)

I've heard that wood will shrink in the cold but this is the first proof I've seen. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

Despite succeeding in life to the point of owning a BMW, Charlie Brown still couldn't overcome his problem with picking Christmas trees. (Jrdoubleyou@aol.com)

If you think that's bad, you should see the size of his balls. (witsend@sevinex.com)

Proof positive that BMW drivers have small wood. (SSJskittle@msn.com)

As long as he is making his BMW payments, this is as much Christmas tree he can afford. (bchbums99@cox-internet.com)

Well, I started trying to even up the cut end and--- (mashallaha@aol.com)

Yea! I know, ..but you shoulda seen the one that got away! (l1061s@GO.COM)

The official state Christmas tree of Rhode Island. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

What a Wide-Angle Lens Would Have Caught: The annoying tailgater with the rest of the tree through his windshield. (penpendisarapen@yahoo.com)

New from Popeil Co.... The Instant Christmas Tree. Just add water. We promise Yule love it. (kidproton@hotmail.com)

I don't want to say he is cheap but his string of lights only has 2 bulbs. (mashallaha@aol.com)

O' Tinybaum... O' Tinybaum... (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

While Mr. Scrooge had finally learned the meaning of Christmas, his miserly ways were hard to shake. (penpendisarapen@yahoo.com)

Mr. Jones decides to show his wife that size doesn't really matter. (JIMKEBARN@aol.com)

Omar was charged with the duty of buying the Christmas tree for Saddam's spider hole. (sunjonesboro@yahoo.com)

Daddy, I want a Christmas tree for my Barbie house and I want one now!! (sballkuhns@yahoo.com)

Does this photo really need an explanation? Hobbits celebrate Christmas too, ya know. (nallumderaj@aol.com)

THE tree for the doghouse you are going to be sleeping in for not bringing home a real sized one. (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

Look what I got on eBay! The Christmas tree from the Charlie Brown Special! (spikerw1@aol.com)

My question is why is on top of the car? Can't you fit it INSIDE? (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

I've heard of having a "merry little Christmas," but this is ridiculous! (PhoenyxRises@aol.com)

The alien Pinetians' plans of world domination would work if they could just infiltrate as many human homes as possible by new years day. (chharget@aol.com)

I knew we shouldn't have gotten a tree on Christmas Eve. (speedybure_10@yahoo.com)