(updated 28 Oct 04) 

Costumed Arrest

The Quad-Winners:

Just another day in the rough and tumble life of a United States Costumes Agent. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

An alert citizen called 911 when he noticed that something about the yellow truck wasn't kosher. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

How to tell when pork goes bad. (kamasushi@aol.com)

To avoid accusations of racism, the department sent two Caucasian officers to arrest the other white meat. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

"Cook'im, Dan-O!" (paracletus3@aol.com)

"Oo-yay ave-hay ee-they ight-ray..." (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

Police reports state the pig was very angry because he was denied entry at the local airport. Airport officials defended their actions saying "everyone knows pigs can't fly". (gmg247@yahoo.com)

Guy in Pig Costume: "Do I get my one call..." Cuffing cop: Yeah...Soooo-WEEEEEE!! That good enough?" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

Police Procedure Manual. Sect. 127-34.b: "Before cuffing, place both of suspect's hands on the ground." (skibip@aol.com)

Always a sad day when the police arrest one of their own. (muhltrayne@yahoo.com; johnbrunza@yahoo.com)

"No arrest, just helping him reach the zipper." (chharget@aol.com)

I can picture the line-up: "No. . . not the short guy with the brown hair I think it was the tall pink one." (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

"That'll Do PIG...... That'll DO...." (JwbZwcFng@Aol.com)

So this is what a road hog looks like!!! (gmg247@yahoo.com; lacee7700@aol.com)

"Guess what, Pinky....you're gonna be fresh meat at Joliet!" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"WHEW!! Thank God !! I thought it was the 5th double Absolut!!" (jdcoops3@aol.com)

"You're looking at 5 to 10 in the pig pen." (jaynashvil@aol.com)

"You are being arrested for filing false police reports. Looks like you've cried wolf one too many times." (Rabdreadr@aol.com)

"What did he look like?" "Well, he was tall, large black eyes. Wait.... there was something, he was wearing white sneakers!" (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

Well, isn't this ironic? (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Notorious P.I.G. (murdoctor@aol.com)

"Charlotte made me do it!! She wrote it in her web!!" (johnbrunza@yahoo.com)

Sadly, he was caught in a "No Porking Zone". (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

"Well that's the penalty for squealing your tires!" (tireddebb@aol.com)

Jimmy was arrested again. This time for impersonating an officer. (RasGold@aol.com; internut36@hotmail.com)

A year's worth of unpaid porking violations finally caught up with him. (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

I never sausage a sight. This guy was far from being a ham as the police tried to link him to the crime. ...and that's no baloney. (JwbZwcFng@Aol.Com)

"Abedee, abadee, abadee, I blew a 3?" (mychickenlips@aol.com)

Bringing home the bacon! (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"I absolutely refuse to squeal like a pig. Oh No.....I hear banjos!" (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

Jason's plan to rob the convenience store, dressed as an undercover cop, backfires. (jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

A suspected terrorist was arrested today after Homeland Security raised the Threat Alert level to Hot Pink. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

"We warned ya about running a 'chop-shop', Mr. Hamm!", said the diminutive duo. (paracletus3@aol.com)

The torching of the Jimmy Dean plant has been solved. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Porky was busted today for his illegal use of a HAM radio. (murdoctor@aol.com)