(updated 29 Aug 04) 

Busty DJ

The Tri-Winners:

There's no way Victoria can keep these secret. (spamalope@access4less.net)

"Really, Mr. Stern? The studio was NEVER this full when you ran this show?" (AutumnEagl@yahoo.com)

Lucy Withers chose a career in radio rather than the big screen.. she didn't want to deal with SAG. (maxcel200@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

"Senator, do you really think my testimony will take all week?" (skibip@aol.com)

"Howard Stern is a juggernaut. Do we have a juggernaut?" "As a matter of fact, sir, we have a pair of 'em!" (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

Listeners could never tell if it was "real or mammarex.' (maxcel200@aol.com)

For years, Bambi lived in frustration with her dream of becoming a DJ...but alas! She could never get close enough to the mike! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

WBIG-Philadelphia-We play the Top 44DDD. (elliot@aol.com)

Ironically, when she sings she's always flat. (chharget@aol.com)

She told the plastic surgeon she wanted big boobs and a nice ass. Being short on money, she settled for the "combo." (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Obviously doctored. The girl, not the photo. (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

"Pump up the Volume, Pump up the Volume, Pump, Pump Pump...." (murdoctor@aol.com)

The big-breasted DJ idea sold well to the station execs but, being radio, it turned out to be a bust. (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

I was gong to turn in an entry but I keep slipping on the drool between me and the computer. (guitartexn@aol.com)

Despite her crippling deformity, Mindy was held in high esteem by many of her male colleagues. (julie@blackbox.elsewhere.org)

To the staff of HMO... "Thank you!" (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

"Everyone tells me I wasted money when I got my teeth whitened." (doc1x1@yahoo.com)

Two of the things you can't show on radio. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Spinning Silicon Valley's Top 40.... (beachboy200@yahoo.com)

I hope I'm not too late for this photo caption contest. It took my computer 3 days to download it! (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Ya know, sometimes I feel the weight of the whole world is on my shoulders!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"Thank God for CD's. For some reason I kept knocking the needle off the records." (davidgotribe@aol.com)

Kenny Rogers and Maidenform...they both know how to hold 'em! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Bambi and "the twins" taking calls. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com; johnbrunza@yahoo.com)

"Move closer to the mike? If I could do that they never would have hired me." (rampage1984@msn.com)

"Damn! My solar powered watch has quit again!" (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Tawny tells the world that it is true that if you swallow watermelon seeds, they'll grow inside of you. (Leojazzles@aol.com)

D.J.: "I want to thank my guest Tiffany for coming to our studio at K-Tits, I mean K-Hits where we play the breast, um, best rock on Nipple-play Tuesday, I mean, Triple-play Tuesday . . . " (lexkase@san.rr.com)

A tax write off and a worker's comp claim all rolled into one. (zcktomcat@aol.com)

"... and that's how I'm going to help them raise the Titanic." (Lucretio_manna@yahoo.com)

She got the job because of her talents...both of them. (chharget@aol.com)

"This next number goes out to The Foundation Garment Worker's Union, Pete's Discount House of Cosmetic Surgery and The American Dairy Association." (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Same ol', same ol' Just a coupla of boobs on the radio. (ehross@aol.com)

"I don't have the wardrobe for television." (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

'Must See Radio' (maxcel200@aol.com)

Radio News: "Staying Abreast of Global Affairs" (arch_deceiver@hotmail.com)

"... I've been dying to get something off my chest..." (JWBZWCFNG@AOL.com)

They're not breasts, that's a fat guy bending down to pick up his lost donuts! (xodox3000@hotmail.com)

"Yes for the 1000th time I've 'GOT MILK'!" (dorr@jam.rr.com)