(updated 2 Aug 05) 

Banana People

The Tri-Winners:

"So then I said, 'ORANGE you glad I didn't say banana! Hah hah, man that never gets old." (thedraugr@yahoo.com; randella_p@yahoo.com)

Tryouts for "La Femme Chiquita". (glacier68@comcast.net)

They only got as far as "Bob Bob bo Bob banana fana fo fob" when the shooting started. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)


The Runners Up:

The first ingredient in Banana Nut bread is Banana Nuts (fparsons@yahoo.com)

You say Banana, I say "bunch" of whack-jobs. (phil82@blueyonder.co.uk)

The orgy that night proved beyond a doubt that bananas come in bunches. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Is that a banana... nevermind." (lynder_mh@yahoo.com)

I could say something Freudian, but sometimes a banana is just a banana. (rod.renner@juno.com)

The whole rotten bunch was arrested later for peeling in public. (maxcel200@aol.com)

God didn't DOLE out brains when these folks were born. (jrgracey1@aol.com)

"When they said I'd be top banana I had something totally different in mind..." (lynder_mh@yahoo.com)

Jeff (second from right) asks Sarah (first on right) if she’s interested in a fruit rollup. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

For some reason some people decided to dress up as bananas dipped in fresh dog shit. (tpanner@inorbit.com)

"If I have to sing & dance one more time I am going to go bananas." (DReale12@aol.com)

Casting call for 'Lil' Orphan Ban'annie'. :> (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

I hate performance art. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

Apparently Mr. Tally-Man forgot some. (nstn@statefarm.com)

The two on the right seem to have their own thing going..So, maybe these bananas split.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Johnny had to laugh at the misunderstanding when he first showed up to dress rehearsal wearing a "bandana". (murdoctor@aol.com)

And somewhere on an island, Dr. Moreau is cackling madly. (nstn@statefarm.com)

Proof that there are a number of fruits on Broadway. (mashallaha@aol.com)

On seeing this picture...I think I'm ok afterall. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

The rally was peaceful until the girl on the right peeled off her top. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

That's Enter-plantain-ment!! (maxcel200@aol.com)

The Hawaiian Bananas never did reach the success of the California Raisins. (johnbrunza@yahoo.com)

"Hey Dave, don't you think these tube socks make us look really stupid?" (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

With the Broadway success of “Cats”, these dancers line up for bit parts in “Monkeys”. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

"I always wondered what they meant by 'Banana Republic.' " (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

For years, men all over the world have enjoyed fine dining at Hooters. Finally a chain of restaurants geared mainly for the ladies. We are pleased to announce the Grand Opening of Bananas. (JwbZwcFng@Aol.Com)

Yes! We have some bananas. (kayladykay@aol.com)

Should we tell them the position for HMO dancing banana has been filled? (Electronicwaffle@yahoo.com)