(updated 2 Dec 03) 

Robotic Cop

The Winner:

I know I ordered a transformer...but I meant for the power lines! (borkat@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

LOOK, a yellow truck! (SPTirish@aol.com)

Joe could accept the speeding ticket, but he wasn't looking forward to the full body cavity search. (pigbella1@aol.com)

The Newest Technological Robot: His mission is to serve and protect and find the world's largest donut..... (jonboyd@hotmail.com)

Great! Now my kid wants one. (funandgames@jeremiah2911.org)

Japan finally finds a way to defend against the constant monster attacks. (scalpel@aol.com)

Sometimes it was embarrassing for Bill Gates' kid to tell what he got for Christmas. (Dspur57098@aol.com)

...the white zone is for loading and unloading only...the white zone is for loading and unloading only.... (DeepThought07@aol.com)

In an attempt to elude the paparazzi after posting bail, Michael Jackson dons a clever disguise. (Chick65@aol.com)

Arnold heads to the capitol for the inauguration ceremony. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

After the Power Rangers went into retirement, the Megazord found a new job with the local utility company. (pyanochk@stetson.edu)

Now all we need is a 50 ft. toddler! (bkstr08@aol.com)

This space-age traffic cop doesn't ticket your car for a violation, he "removes" the violation entirely. (motorbreath2000@netscape.net)

Yet another great DARPA project. (scalpel@aol.com)

"Yes, I would like 5 thousand dozen glazed donuts." (HEYYOUSMILE7@aol.com)

To help fight terrorism, Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge reveals his alternative to replace the Statue of Liberty. (Penguann2@aol.com)

Go ahead, Giant Genetically Mutated Lizard: make my day! (comedian2000@hotmail.com)

The hunt for Bin Laden intensified today when President Bush turned his special operatives over to the Mattel company. (randy.renner@juno.com)

What the heck does something that big and menacing need with a service revolver? (witsend@sevinex.com; scalpel@aol.com)

It was at that point that the man in the hard hat realized he was jaywalking. (arch_deceiver@hotmail.com)

The real reason for the power outage across four states and Canada. (cshaw3752@aol.com)

All the technology available went into him (except an ON switch). (philden@aol.com)

The urban myth about the Tamagotchi that got flushed was true!? (borkat@comcast.net)

Gundam, retired. (hollowvoice@hotmail.com)

All the panic quickly subsided soon after Mr. Roboto forgot to duck for a power line. (breadmaker1123@yahoo.com)

"Oil can... oil can" (Wildoneoone@aol.com)