(updated 2 Feb 06) 

Google?

The Tri-Winners:

You'd think that they'd be able to search themselves and find a better location. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"Ah, Sharu, I see the problem with your search engine right here..." (murdoctor@aol.com)

Obviously a house of ill repute for those 'feeling lucky'. (maxcel@aol.com)


The Runners Up:

Lower priced real estate, just off the information "Super Highway". (agapeagent@yahoo.com)

Please wait 6 to 8 weeks for search results. (scalpel@aol.com)

Ahmed's Search Engine and Auto Body Repair. (Herzog@aol.com)

Not all of the offices got the memo about going public. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

I'd been wondering how to write "Fuck Yahoo!" in Arabic. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

In third-world countries where they don't have computers, there's just a couple of guys you can talk to that know a lot. (brat.cat@verizon.net)

Obviously, in this case...the little search engine that couldn't! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Al Jazeera finally gets the rights to "Doctor Who". (Herzog@aol.com)

"Ah, Habib. Remember when the kids used to be outside in the fresh air, running, playing, throwing rocks at the infidels? Now we can't DRAG them away from their computer screens." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Sooo, that's what the caboose of a search engine looks like. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

You know when you ask Google to translate a foreign language web page...well, here's where it's really done. (rod.renner@juno.com)

Once they'd installed the "perfect porn filter," Google fell on hard times. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

World headquarters of the outsourced Google help line. (rod.renner@juno.com)

I think Google finally cornered the market... (allen018@aol.com)

Against all odds, the CIA's Baghdad office remained undetected. (rochford@netaus.net.au)

"This much better! When before sign say Yahoo, people think American President visiting! They burn us down!" (monacof@bellsouth.net)

You think a dial-up is slow. Try two tin cans and a string. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

It looks like their Windows isn't opening all the way. (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

This country has had Google for decades. It's called a "library." (brat.cat@verizon.net)

So much information......So little office space! (Sunni61773@aol.com)

Don't laugh..Yahoo is just around the corner (Airfarcewon@aol.com; Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Here's wishing you'd included the telecommuting clause in your contract. (catbiddle@brown.edu)

The computer geeks love the new strip club, "Go Ogle". (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

Location! Location! Location! (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Ah yes, the sun never sets on the Google empire. (tpanner@hotmail.com)