(updated 2 Jun 05) 

Odd Or What?

The Tri-Winners:

"Up With People" is now being directed by Tim Burton. (GrandpaGabe@aol.com)

They all belong to the "Church of Too Much Free Time." (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

The mutant 'Dandelion-people' prepare to spread their evil seed. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

The Runners Up:

Yeah, this is a pose for some kind of art photo, but I'm not sure what the Titleist.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Fits them to a tee. (ahines3103@aol.com)

Orgy FORE play. (electronicwaffle@yahoo.com)

Great church you have here, Bob. I was afraid they might have us doing something that would make me feel like a dumb ass. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

It wasn't hard to track down the results of Gary Spivey's sperm donations... (rochford@netaus.net.au)

...and as they joyfully prayed to the tee, they were suddenly saddened knowing that Tiger would choose only one. (kintzer@hotmail.com)

Tokyo Bubble Wrap Convention gathers to dispel rumors that they are part of another bizarre Japanese fad. (williemelmoth@aol.com)

A statistically impossible moment rears its ugly head in what was to become the club's most embarrassing moment. March 22nd, 1998: All members of the punctuation club attended the annual meeting dressed as a 'period'. (razcactus@netzero.com)

Moments later, a very drunk Tiger Woods killed five and maimed seven of these people with a nine iron. (noncomposmentiss@aol.com)

Japanese reality series combines the joys of golf with the innocence of 'Duck, Duck, Goose'. (madavis62@alltel.net)

Man, this seemed like a much better religion in the "conceptual stage." (mcsestretch@hotmail.com)

You couldn't pay ME enough to be included in that! What? It includes sex?? Um, I'm thinking... (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

So this is a pollen count. (ESH3404716@aol.com)

I always thought there was something strange about Mall Walkers. (Chick65@aol.com)

The Annual Meeting of "We Hate Golf And We Have The Balls To Prove It." (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

Head wound patients of downtown Tokyo unite as one to bow to the all powerful otoscope. (gromitopia@yahoo.com)

Tired of those ugly whiteheads? (ESH3404716@aol.com)

They all waited with excitement wondering who would be picked to top off The Sno Cone God this year. (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

It turns out that Tiger Woods will be our best defense against the extraterrestrial invasion. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

It's kinda hard to poke fun at people when they INTENTIONALLY make themselves the butt of the joke. (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

Ya know, it takes a lotta balls to look like an idiot in public... Now, we know how many. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

More misunderstood than the Amish, the Q-tip people struggle for viability and acceptance. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

It was like an epedemic, I tell you....we were all feeling very white headed. (ESH3404716@aol.com)

We thought encasing their abnormal brains in bubble wrap would minimize the stupid things they would do. Guess again. (DaJakAiss@optonline.net)

You see, just a touch of red livens up any picture. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

A group of Japanese protestors gathers at a local mall to show just how TEED off they really are. (MedCheryl@aol.com)

And yea, the great golf ball shall hear your prayers and putt out your sins. (mikepena@verizon.net)

The Bubble-wrap Poppers 12-Step intervention program. (danisy72@comcast.net)

Christo's new art project--admittedly a work in progress. (tpanner@inorbit.com)

And so begins the Dance of the Cotton Ball Faeries. (mcsestretch@hotmail.com)

Opening ceremonies for the International Putt-s convention are about to begin. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

(Theme music from '2001: Space Odyssey' playing)... and then the Light Bulb people paid homage, er wattage, to their god - The Floor Lamp. (jrgracey1@aol.com)

Star Wars fans found out they were in the wrong building... and wearing the wrong masks. (timamod@aol.com)