(updated 3 Dec 05) 

Bridal Antics

The Tri-Winners:

Better known for barn raisings, the Amish also participate in bride raisings, which are much more fun. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

All the good ones are taken. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

Several people behind her were treated to a "bridal shower." (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Australian for "housewife". (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something brewed. (MrglsJon@aol.com; lexkase@san.rr.com)

Audrey Hepburn takes a refreshment break during the filming of "My Fair Lady". ( BURP! ) (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Well, it's not exactly a chrome trailer hitch, but you've convinced me. (globalview1@aol.com)

"You may now tip the bride." (stan@squidworks.com)

And I'm not going to be undignified like that woman balancing a drink on her tits. (glacier68@comcast.net)

And here we have a photo of the last thing the bride will ever have to put her mouth on. (mcsestretch@hotmail.com)

Another Irish maid of honor has to be removed from the keg. (edprocoat@msn.com)

She says she just can't stand to drink.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

The bride to be, took her honeymoon training VERY seriously. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Go ahead and get the preacher boys. She's DEFINITELY the one I proposed to last night. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Ahhhhh, yes!! Memories of the Homecoming Queen at Mississippi State. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Wait a minute... this keg says Helium, not Heineken. (manpretty@gmail.com)

In a small private ceremony today, Tonya Harding finally tied the knot. (zambonis6@comcast.net)

It's hard to believe she's going to give all this up for a man. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

If that picture isn't taken IN a trailer park, there's one real close by. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

The groom was less amused when the keg ran out and she tried this trick on the bartender. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

Um...I'm not so sure this chick should be wearing white. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Amy, that's not what I meant by you spending the honeymoon with your legs in the air." (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

"Time to update PhotoLaughs!", says Cad, as she fortifies herself for the occasion. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

"Hurry up! The ceremony starts in ten minutes." (shep@compascable.net)

A future Penthouse Forum letter takes shape...and you are there! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

Invitations: $600 Wedding Gown: $1300 Remembering to reserve a buck twenty-nine for paper cups: Priceless (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

Looks like the 'shotgun' is not going to be the ONLY thing loaded at THIS wedding! (dennisilvr@aol.com)

You might be a Redneck IF.......Your wedding ceremony included three piss breaks. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

.....would love to see how this woman explains this one to the grand children. (wintermaza@hotmail.com)

What the blushing (lushing?) bride didn't know was that the wedding photographer was up in the tree. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

As described in "Tips For The Modern Bride" by Courtney Love. (shep@compascable.net)

Sorry guys...once it is out of the keg you can't put it back in. (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

The moment right before she became Bridezilla. (jrgracey1@aol.com)

And suddenly Melissa remembers she isn't wearing panties... (topsquark@yahoo.com)

Well, have you seen the groom? It may take a second keg to make him look good. (tpanner@hotmail.com)