(updated 3 Jun 03) 

In The Air

The Winner:  Air Force One isn't the only plane with Bush on it!!! (marcwwolf@aol.com)

The Runners Up: 

Departing passengers discuss the last "leg" of their flight. (dsader@earthlink.net)

Coming out this winter "Ted Kennedy Almighty". (Belushimcc@yahoo.com)

Declining airlines will do ANYTHING to compete with Hooters Air. (motorbreath2000@netscape.net)

The stewardess found it hard to break the habit, even after Clinton no longer flew on her plane. (skibip@aol.com)

Wind..sheer delight! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Ariel Sharon misses an uplifting moment. (comedian2000@hotmail.com)

"Thank you for flying the Friendly Thighs." (MrglsJon@aol.com; Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Yeah, she's a city girl alright. When the wind blows, she holds her hair! (e-merlin@sio.midco.net)

"Save it Debby… Mr. Clinton's not on board." (fparsons@yahoo.com)

*sigh*. That poor girl. Marilyn does it, she's famous. She does it, she's on HMO. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Now THOSE are some friendly skies! Makes me want to fly her "United"! (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Congratulations! Making them members of the "Mile High Club" instead of offering double Frequent Flier miles IS better for business. (Pastlivesr6@aol.com)

One reason I love living in the windy city. (iamzachmo@msn.com)

The view from the plane was nice, but the view from the ground is REALLY amazing. (dinosaur1972@aol.com)

All the executives were quite pleased when Operation 'Airlift' went even better than they had hoped. (dannyboy4343@aol.com)

Reps from the prestigious NYC advertising firm arrived to meet with delegates from the newly independent country of Diphthong. The Diphthongians stood anxiously, awaiting the unveiling of their first travel campaign. Little did they know it was staring them in the face. (lindaksquier@aol.com)

Looks like a bad case of jet-leg. (Cheez412@aol.com)

"Pull my finger!" (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net; archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"What are you yelling? Why should I turn around?" (lexkase@san.rr.com)

After the 5 hour flight, Harry finally saw a chance to relieve the turbulence he had been experiencing in his intestines. (Jrdoubleyou@aol.com)