(updated 4 Jul 04) 

Car Problem

The Co-Winners:

"But, Earl...you SAID to put the car up on cinder blocks!" (yourdayjob@aol.com)

"When I told you to drop the car off, I didn't mean it literally!" (customerwaller@cox.net)

The Runners Up:

"All-Terrain Vehicle my ASS!" (stan@squidworks.com)

Looks like that Chevy fell.... 'Like A Rock'.... (johnbrunza@yahoo.com)

"Wife?" "Yeah." (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

Someone obviously didn't read the fine print at the bottom of the TV ad. (mr.maddog@verizon.net)

He was very inclined to move his friends car. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

Unparalleled parking! (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Bob, you moron! You left the back window down. What if it rains?" (ahines3103@aol.com)

"Wow...I guess things really do appear smaller in those mirrors..huh?" (allen018@aol.com)

"OK, keep going, you're clear, keep going... oh, too far, pull it forward a little bit." (murdoctor@aol.com)

Imagine their dismay when they found that a COMPLETE stranger parked on their house. (razcactus@netzero.com)

The neighborhood plays a joke on Larry. "He'll never find it here" they laugh. (Penguann2@aol.com)

Phil's first - and last - day as a valet. (razcactus@netzero.com)

Headline: "NEW YORK CITY PARKING PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!!" (drgntmr@aol.com)

I heard he was driving Miss Daisy...now she's pushing them up! (maxcel200@aol.com)

"And you said I'd never take it off-road." (spamalope@access4less.net)

"All I'm saying is I turned around in here yesterday." (ahines3103@aol.com)

Lolita left her fiancee with something to remember her by. (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

The darn "Student Diver" sign has fallen off the top again! (RasGold@cox.net)

Ed thought this was an unusual way to change the oil, but it was the cheapest garage in town. (RussWeiss1949@aol.com)

Walking under a wagon...10 years bad luck. (CoyPsyche@AOL.COM)

Stupid gravity. (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

Lowrider jumping mechanism backfires in East L.A.... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

"Roads, where we're going we don't need any roads" said Doc Emmett Brown. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

Though you can't see it, there is definitely a ticket on the windshield. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Evel Knievel's grandson didn't make it over to the next building. (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

"Ted always says I drive him up the wall, but I thought that was between him and I. Now EVERYONE will know!" (AutumnEagl@yahoo.com)

"Well.... at least we now know the airbag doesn't work..." (edfurlongluver91@aol.com)

ANYONE can parallel park. Bob can perpendicular park. (chharget@aol.com)

OK, which Kennedy was it this time? (maxcel200@aol.com)