(updated 4 May 03) 

Some Pot Hole


The Winner: Emergency vehicles are brought in when this year's Sink-hole de Mayo celebration runs out of control. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

The Runners Up: 

Tourists often gather for a fleeting glimpse of the Loch Ness Mazda. (spamalope@access4less.net)

"It only came up to here on the ducks!" (skivleybass@aol.com)

"Oh hell, my tag is expired!" (belushimcc@yahoo.com)

"They weren't kidding me when they said I would flood the engine." (Yruwaitn@aol.com)

When she couldn't fetch a fair price for it, Mona decided it was time for full coverage. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

"Well, good thing I wore my floods . . ." (hungryellowmusic@aol.com; junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Tell her what she wins Rod. "A new car! And a Pool!!!" (Mistahtom@aol.com)

Carol's dream of seeing the LeSabre Tar Pits was finally realized. (KatSut78@aol.com)

"Shorter heels would have made me LOOK smarter." (Ttifranks9@aol.com)

'Cletus, you git yer car out of the kid's wading pool right this moment!' (spamalope@access4less.net)

"Any minute now those airbags are gonna inflate and my car will be safe.....any minute.....any..." (8teen4ever@ilovechocolate.com)

Famous last words: "We can make it. It's not THAT deep." (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

"I don't know...the temperature gauge read hot and then the radiator boiled over. How much water do these new cars hold anyway?" (Belgmorris@aol.com)

Johnny Knoxville died this week performing his latest stunt on MTV. (spjk2k@aol.com)

"Someone help me, PLEASE, I left my cigarettes in there!" (motorbreath2000@netscape.net)

"I... I didn't even see the construction signs for the last 5 miles, I swear officer." (Mam1music@aol.com)

Selma's toothache was the least of her problems. (slorriane@aol.com)

Sally could rest easy, her husband's golf clubs were safe in the trunk. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

"Okay so do I call the autoclub now or a tug boat?" (8teen4ever@ilovechocolate.com)

Unfortunately, no matter how many times she watched "Star Wars", she hadn't mastered Yoda's Jedi Mind Trick. (strikerboy911@aol.com)

"I knew I should have gotten a back fin on my car!" (marcwwolf@aol.com)

Some people will go to any lengths to dispose of a Hyundai. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Doris began to suspect the used car salesman had not been completely honest when he said the blinking red brake light meant "everything was cool". (spjk2k@aol.com)