(updated 5 Jul 05) 

Strange Game

The Tri-Winners:

It was only July, but Santa was already getting a pretty good idea of who was naughty and who was nice. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Okay, kids, time to learn about the IRS!" (L1061S@go.com)

It's called Higher Education. If the one with the plunger goes any higher, the one bending over will get the education. (ESH3404716@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

"Jes' call me Prince Charmin!" (murdoctor@aol.com)

Hey...who doesn't love a good old fashioned Sunday Church Picnic? (L1061S@go.com)

Jeez! Nothin' strange about it. It's just a f*ckin' game! (rod.renner@juno.com)

At the Camelot Day Camp, Spike gets to play "Sir Lance-a-lot" (HerzogVon@aol.com)

It's not so much the contest...it's that they got people to JUDGE it. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

In the big Dork Golf Tournament... the question on the minds of the spectators in Fred's attempt to get a hole in one...woody or wouldn't he? (maxcel200@aol.com)

Though he didn't even get an honorable mention at the Westinghouse Science Fair, John thought his idea of stopping toilet clogs before they happen was a good one. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

Desperate to get her husband to replace the toilet paper roll, Janet practices "roll" play with her husband. (penguann2@aol.com)

Anyone else surprised not to see a little yellow bus in the background? (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

The remake of "Deliverance" was at best under whelming. (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)

So that explains why he's wearin' boots. (ESH3404716@aol.com)

Don't stop now, yer on a roll.... (JWBZWCFNG@Aol.com; NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

The "I Want To Be a Hilton" contestants relaxing off camera. (MrglsJon@aol.com)

Camera, action, "Roll Um." (ESH3404716@aol.com)

"Hold still, Mom!" (Dreale12@aol.com)

'Ahh yes, the old Pinocchio sodomy ruse.." (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

Here at Bubba's Camplands...newcomers are invited to plunge right into activities.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Since losing the government grants for Wichita County, Quality Sex Education teachers are impossible to afford... (lynder_mh@yahoo.com)

Wow, that's how I learned too! (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

'C'mon, Dad...can't we just play 'fall backwards into each other's arms' to build trust? I'm really starting to get unhealthy thoughts about my sister here...' (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

"Sibling rivalry" plunges to an all-time low at the Jackson family reunion. (TheWhineCritic@aol.com)

21st century update of the old 'pass the orange' ice-breaking game. (pook49@yahoo.com)

Phyllis decides she'll go back to good old Milk of Magnesia to relieve her constipation. (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

Bubba teaches newcomers how to just plumb handle women.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"Hurry! The loser gets another tattoo just like mine!" (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

One of the rejected music video ideas for U2 song, "Even Better Than The Real Thing." (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

And we send 39 cents per day to help the starving Pygmies in New Guinea while this goes on!!! (res0dmc2@verizon.net)

This one time....at band camp..... (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

"Wait 'til you see what we get to do with the toothbrushes!" (hash1029@netzero.net)

Future proctologist or future plumber? Only his guidance counselor knows for sure. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

West Virginia courting rituals. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

The senior class of Tommy Lee High goes through a "dry run" before the Prom. (L1061S@go.com)

... and then things got REALLY whacky at the annual Plumber's Picnic! (hash1029@netzero.net)

Hear that sound? It's Charles Darwin rolling over and over in his grave muttering: "I told you so!" (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

One of the many training exercises for Porn Star Fantasy Camp. (seoptimize@comcast.net; bjjtoff@tds.net)

Is this one a them thar alternative education programs? (ESH3404716@aol.com)

Wait till you see how they play the "bobbing for apples" game. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

More evidence as to why Alabama ranks 49th in education. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Let's hope that whatever's going on in that gene pool STAYS in that gene pool! (paracletus3@earthlink.net)