(updated 5 Nov 03) 

Duct Taped Gamer

The Co-Winners:

More than Tom Cruise was lacking in the AV department's remake of Mission Impossible. (Wordmotion@aol.com)

David Blaine is at it again, vowing to remain duct taped to the beam of a frat house basement for sixty days and living on nothing but water and the buttons from his computer keyboard. (noncomposmentiss@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Playing "Half-Life"? How about "No-Life"? (murdoctor@aol.com)

Todd may have been well hung, but he still couldn't get a date. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"Hemorrhoids be damned, level 27 awaits!!!!!!!!!!" (lovepeaceguy68@aol.com)

Did Bob let the football team's prank get him down....Oh no, he went on with his Friday night plans as usual. (Babybear15@aol.com)

And you thought your cramped cubicle was bad.... (murdoctor@aol.com)

"Just hangin' around playin' a game on the 'net. What are you up to?" (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

This is why you never comment on a female Dungeon and Dragons players character's wardrobe. (oreoblackchalk@yahoo.co.uk)

The new sprinkler system at the Geek...err Greek fraternity house was unreliable due to a shortage of Mountain Dew. (tireddebb@aol.com)

Play the X-Box like an X-Man! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

In the ever increasing dilemma of decreased classroom space, one student remedies the situation. (RasGold@aol.com)

"Oooh, it's just like being in space!" (bblack17@hotmail.com)

"Dear Mom... all my friends just seem to play games... me.. I am just hanging... " $#it.....that sounds awful..."Dear Mom.. I am losing my leg hair in strips at least 3 inches wide..".... no.. that will just worry her.... "Dear Mom.. come cut me loose again... signed, Bill Gates Junior.." (gregparsons1968@aol.com)

The vampire nerds were well-stocked for the winter. (handarazuur@hotmail.com)

When cyber bondage goes a little bit too far. (Bkelley76@aol.com)