(updated 6 Feb 05) 

Computer Guy II

The Tri-Winners:

"I don't care what you discovered, invented or created! It's spring break for goodness sakes and you are going to the beach to have drunken sex like a normal kid!!" (fbmarz@earthlink.net)

"Why do you insist on making this such a hard drive?" (walkingmiracle@verizon.net; bjjtoff@tds.net)

Another example of just how unruly today's youth can be without a monitor. (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Some men never learn to cut the cord. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"The dam just broke you idiot! I think the 57th level of Doom can wait a while." (tpanner@inorbit.com)

The last day of Computer Camp is always like this. (HerzogVon@aol.com; ericray64@sbcglobal.net)

The Recording Industry has Stepped Up their Crackdown on Illegal Downloads (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

Jimmy's dad helps his son with his first non virtual reality trip to the beach. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Ouch! I bet that megahertz. (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

Another Proud Father Watches as his Son Leaves the Nest in Search of a Paying Job. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

This is not what is meant by drag and drop.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"Forget that 'dude' business, sonny, you're getting a *life*." (dart270@geocities.com)

"You'll have fun, fun, fun, 'til Daddy takes the keyboard awaaaaaay." (paracletus3@aol.com)

I can't see the pocket protector, but I'm sure it's there. (threetreeshill@yahoo.com)

"Look, the computers at college will be able to access porn too." (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Nerds Anonymous Intervention poster. (threetreeshill@yahoo.com)

Corporate America execute the final option, kidnapping hackers to help them recoup their rip offs. (humorbear@aol.com)

William finally realized the only way to get his son to the HumorMeOnline Addiction Clinic was by force. (dart270@geocities.com)

Thanks for sending this one in, Mom. (comedian2000@hotmail.com)

Not only did Herb's hard drive crash again, but he was going to need a geek upgrade, too. (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

"No, not fresh air and sunshine! Noooo!!!" (spamalope@access4less.net)

"Boy, we've already got your PS2 and the DVD player is in the car. Let it go!" (ltldollclaudia@yahoo.com)

"No, Dad!! HMO is finally updating 'Tweak of the Week'!" (jdcoops3@aol.com)

Family vacations used to be fun, Now they are punishment. (amagenx@juno.com)

"No! I won't leave for college without my porn stash." (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Grovel in the gravel... (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Steve, the "Dell Dude", would not leave without a fight... or maybe he has a dime bag hidden in the PC. (jsalava@charter.net)