(updated 7 Apr 03) 

Computer Whiz
(Photo sent in by Rwich928@aol.com)

The Winner: The new logo for RCA's upcoming merger with Microsoft. (WillyTheTunaFish@aol.com)

The Runners Up:  

Look! Prince just balanced our Quicken account!! Must be the Puppy Chow!!!! (pec@gis.net)

A Lap-rador Reliever. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Windows X-Pee! (archerjoe@hotmail.com; tomcnagy@hotmail.com)

Spot just didn't see what all the excitement was about. After all he heard his owners say that they where going online all the time. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

Yeah, he's dead now. (corabelle@comic.com)

At least it wasn't a system 'dump'. (RasGold@aol.com)

#1 excuse: "The dog peed on my homework." (SUMMERTIMEF@AOL.COM)

Spot discovers a cure for Klez. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Talk about "leaking" your personal information.... (Ttifranks9@aol.com)

"I told you I had to go out and pee but NOOOO somebody wouldn't get out of his chatroom". (BRE727@aol.com)

Yeah like none of you have ever ejected some fluid near a computer screen.... (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

I learned how to potty train my dog on the computer too. (bchbms99@aol.com)

How much is that doggie on the WINDOWS? (RasGold@aol.com; StanYan1@aol.com)

So, that's how your pup got the name 'Sparky'. (spamalope@access4less.net)

Domain reason urine trouble with a lap top puppy. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

To a puppy, Fire Wall and Fire Hydrant mean the same thing. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

So! That's why my coffee's always gone. And why my keyboard is sticky! (e-merlin@sio.midco.net)

AOL receives another "customer feedback." (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

Whoever said dogs don't know squat about computers, was obviously wrong. (skibip@aol.com)

Mans best friend "eliminates" the competition. (madavis62@alltel.net)

Well, you said not on the floor! (proongo@aol.com)