(updated 7 Dec 04) 

Limo

The Tri-Winners:

I don't know how the cops figured out there was a meth lab there. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

You expect me to believe this photo was taken near the Ohio - West Virginia border? That's quite a stretch. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

The Jones family learns a valuable lesson about booking hotels on Priceline. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)


The Runners Up:

"And they said staying in school until the sixth grade was a waste of time." (jonueberroth@aol.com)

The good news...Elvis is alive and well. The bad news...his financial situation has deteriorated drastically. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

"A tornado's coming! Everybody in the car!" (jaynashvil@aol.com)

Though is may look nice 'n shiny, the home is more mobile than the limo. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

While in Arkansas for the library opening, President Clinton re-unites with Paula Jones. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

Caddy Shack (maxcel200@aol.com)

Food stamps aren't worth getting unless you can pick 'em up in style! (dangerwulf@aol.com)

Mr. Bigwig's trysts with his mistress were always easy to spot. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"The Jerry Springer Show" tries to top Oprah's "Everyone Gets a Car" promotion. (MrglsJon@aol.com)

"We're lost, may we use your bathroom?" (dadeoh44@aol.com)

Transportation to the Country Music Awards provided by Express Limousines. (cdmauger@aol.com)

"I sued the 'Jerry Springer' show and won"! (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

Don't believe it. It is a kit car on a 1973 VW Beetle frame. (mashalolaha@aol.com)

I hope to one day attain that dream... (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

They were going to upgrade to a double wide..but decided on a double long, instead.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"Welcome to the Bugtussle Ritz Carlton!" (monetmonet@artlover.com)

"Nah, winning the lottery won't affect me in the slightest; though I thought I might get a new car" (madavis62@alltel.net)

"She is a beaut', Billy Ray...but wait until I get long enough blocks to prop 'er up on!" (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch after the lawyer fees. (lynz7612@aol.com; Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

The curious yet symbiotic relationship of the double-wide and the extra-long. Do two negatives make a positive? (SusanCarol428@aol.com)

The moment prospective tenants Harold and Wilma approached the MeadowLand Mobile Home Park office, they knew it was a classy place. (mujahid.action.plus@gmail.com)

"My name is, my name is, my name is...sLimo Shady." (noncomposmentiss@aol.com)

Decoy limo - draws attention away from marijuana crop across the road. (customerwaller@cox.net)

Wow! He's got direct tv! (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com; monetmonet@artlover.com)

The Governor of West Virginia at home. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Deeelux DeeLivery: With each scenic mile... We put the 'sty' in style. (netlyn@aol.com)

The CEO of K-Sears arrives at their corporate headquarters. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

Anna Nicole Smith's country estate. (mashalolaha@aol.com)

"Alright, who's the smartass that hung the bird house right above the windshield!?" (breadmaker1123@yahoo.com)

Martha Stewart visits her new best friend a month after they both get out of jail. (jsalava@charter.net)

"I tell ya, Darla, it was the best dee-vorce settlement I ever got!" (ListenBucko@yahoo.com)

It's official, Kid Rock has moved into the neighborhood. (Gambleandbluff@aol.com)