(updated 7 Jan 04) 

Getting Towed

The Winner:

John made two calls: AAA and AA (strollo5@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

First off, I stand corrected...someone else remembered as well...Cadeaux celebrates the second anniversary of HMO in a big way. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Sure sign that your "Heiny" is way too big. (randy.renner@juno.com)

Heineken: The beer of choice if you wanna get smashed tonight. (genesus224@aol.com)

Officer Olsen noted this was, perhaps, the easiest bust of his career. (chharget@aol.com)

Bill could never understand why the Heineken powered car never caught on, or why the police kept impounding his prototype. (rampage1984@msn.com)

After seeing this photo, the President put our nation on Amber ALErt. (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

NEWSFLASH: Man dies and goes to heaven (penpendisarapen@yahoo.com)

Jack had a bit of trouble proving to the Insurance assessors that his story about driving down the beanstalk was true - nobody wanted to believe that the Giant's aim was that good (or that he would waste half a can of good beer), but the used condom stuck to its side finally convinced them. (rochford@netaus.net.au)

Bob's dad had warned him about the hazards of heavy drinking. (chharget@aol.com)

"We finally got draft beer in Montgomery....Let's Party!" (scrappycraw@yahoo.com)

"Where'd I put my beer?" (baelanabas@yahoo.com)

"When they said the beer was on me, they weren't kidding." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

Ted Kennedy's car gets towed again. (Cincinnatifatti@aol.com)

Carnage as a result of the annual Thanksgiving Day Parade for Alcoholics. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Officer Murphy described it as, "The most flagrant violation of the open container law I've seen yet." (dart270@geocities.com)

What if had been Foster's? You know how big their cans are. (n_zukowski@hotmail.com)