(updated 7 Jan 06) 

Ice Fishing

The Tri-Winners:

They've all had a little Captain in 'em. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

Just sit right back and you'll freeze your tail... (tpanner@hotmail.com)

These three men are known to the rest of the crew as the "frosted flakes." (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

...imagine if they'd lost the bet..!!! (allen018@aol.com)

"Burn our clothes for heat? Brilliant!" (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

...upon arrival..Jim and the boys may rethink the whole "north shore, North Pole what's the difference" statement when speaking to the travel agent. (allen018@aol.com)

The ministry of Canadian tourism says, "at least in the winter we don't wear Speedos!" (edprocoat@msn.com)

"Yea, I got a bite alright! Frostbite!!" (Belgmorris@aol.com; ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Upcoming movies I don't wanna see #354, "Brokeback Mountain II: In the Navy" (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

"Mwahahahahah!!! Those fools in the DEA will never guess that this ENTIRE BOAT is made from cocaine! On to Miami!" (rochford@netaus.net.au)

"Nice work with Photoshop, but I still don't think our wives will believe we didn't go to Vegas." (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

...the Alaskan Sperm Bank, specializing in freezing sperm....continues to test money saving methods on new clients... (allen018@aol.com)

"This is the last time we use THAT travel agent. I don't care if she IS your ex-wife." (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

I'll bet their worms are all shriveled up. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

"Next year I am not gonna be so frugal when I select my gay cruise week." (Dspur57098@aol.com)

The origin of fish sticks. (mitchwatts@yahoo.com; archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"Our financial analyst advised us to freeze our assets. So here our ass sets and they's a freezzzzin'." (ESH3404716@aol.com)

Now that football season is over, Green Bay Packer fans turn their interests elsewhere. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Vodka was involved. (timamod@aol.com; Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

This ain't exactly my idea of havin' a cold one. (ESH3404716@aol.com)

"No, I didn't say I was freezing my TENTACLES off!..." (razcactus@netzero.com)

Fly fishing in the Arctic. (maxcel200@aol.com)

The winners of the "Build A Boat Out of Styrofoam" contest relax after their landslide victory. (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

"Hey that reminds me, we're running low on Vienna sausages." (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

It seems after a full day of no fish they wanted to catch something, and a cold seemed an easy bet. (edprocoat@msn.com)

What happens when Canadians and Rednecks reproduce. (cassyfiano@hotmail.com)

Spring break in Siberia. (jaynashvil@aol.com; topsquark@yahoo.com)

Staff on the Dentyne Ice Boat relax as they sail through tropical waters. (randy@randypeterman.com)

"Hey, look over there! I think ICY land!" (darkmanwork@hotmail.com) You are now the leader in our unofficial "Bad Pun of the Year" contest...but hey, it's only January...don't get too smug.

When the chop shakes your beer up this bad, maybe it's time to call it a day. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

"Hey Al, I'd enjoy fishing a lot more if my ass wasn't frozen to the seat!" (Ddenisep@aol.com)

It's always the same vacation for Mrs. Paul's sons. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)