(updated 7 May 05) 

Bulldozer Wedding

The Tri-Winners:

Everyone could plainly see that this marriage was headed straight for the dumpster. (HerzogVon@aol.com; jrgracey1@aol.com)

"Did the earth move for you, too?" (ListenBucko@yahoo.com)

At the wedding, both the bride and groom were embarrassingly loaded. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

The Runners Up:

One of the many risks you take in asking him to help plan the wedding. (robtone247@yahoo.com)

Little did the dumb bride know that she was about to be dumped at the altar. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

It's fitting that they ride like this after the wedding, since that first date they met/slept together they were both plowed. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Don't think I could carry her across the threshold, either. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

The John Deere-ly Beloved Wedding Ceremony (maxcel200@aol.com)

"I told you I'd scoop you off your feet, babe!" (murdoctor@aol.com)

Man, he's at the age where he needs a new "Peter Built" instead of a bulldozer. (Mychickenlips@aol.com)

Dude, if that's the BEST ride you can get for your bride after your nuptials, you'd BETTER get used to wearing that hard hat! (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

At first she thought he was just kidding, but as they rode off into the sunset, she realized, for once, that her mother might just have been right. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

"So my cousin Vinny sez to me he's got some pull with the city and can gets me and my girl a chauffeured ride in something bigger and more expensive then a limo, and really give her a ride to remember the day." (madavis62@alltel.net)

They were actually shoved into this wedding! (RasGold@aol.com)

The Sam Bull and Susie Dozer wedding (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"Are you sure this is the way they do it up in Vegas?" (ESH3404716@aol.com)

Bride: "Whoa baby Go over the rumble strips again, then I can say I was satisfied on my wedding night." (rem7202@msn.com)

Cathy hits pay dirt with her construction mogul husband. (archerjoe@Hotmail.com)

Sadly, the bride dumped him shortly after the ceremony, leaving him a "John Deere" letter. (MrglsJon@aol.com)

You got a ho for your bachelor party, she got you a hoe for your wedding. (glacier68@comcast.net)

And in their divorce she got the bulldozer in which she knocked over his house. (mychickenlips@aol.com)

You want details? Here's the scoop... (ESH3404716@aol.com; luganrn77@yahoo.com)

THE "2006" CATERPILLAR: Designed for comfort, security, and primed to help you dig your rut. (Kevbob270@yahoo.com)

Either she has a great sense of humor or he has a great bank account. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

Bryan finally proved to his buddies that making wolf whistles at women passing by the construction site can lead to a happy marriage. (dart270@geocities.com)

"I said I wanted a vehicle with bucket seats." (mashallaha@aol.com)

The first step to building a happy marriage. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

The world's biggest, fattest and ugliest wedding cake figurines were finally being delivered to the world's biggest cake. (lexkase@san.rr.com)