(updated 8 Apr 04) 

Okay, we didn't mask the letters this time...so if you might take offense...you are now officially warned...

Radio Station Van

The Winner:

That's nothin', you should see the van from the radio station at the University of Central Kentucky, Frankfort. (powerpuffs003@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Carly finally found a way to tell her boss what she thought of her job. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Hits 99.1 reviews its new "open door" policy. (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

And they gave a hard time to KRAP, the local rap station. (ahines3103@aol.com)

If one of the listeners were to come up and beat on this vehicle, we would have a case of "The fan hitting the shit!" (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

"Where's that stool?" (willowy54@aol.com)

An unfortunate sign positioning..but I guess "It" happens! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Fed up with FCC regulations, Howard Stern moves his show to Canada. (GEORGES101@Comcast.net)

If you listen very carefully, you can hear the faint sound of some painter in Newfoundland laughing his ass off. (lovepeaceguy68@aol.com)

It's nice of a radio station to give listeners a vehicle in which to express their complaints. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Truth in Advertising: C'mon, how good CAN Newfoundland music really be? (blazewindrider@hotmail.com; thefish66@hotmail.com)

"Hmmm..... It doesn't look like a port-a-potty, but it's clearly marked as to what I'm supposed to leave here." (lovepeaceguy68@aol.com)

At first, the all-disco format seemed like a good idea... (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

I think I've listened to that station before. (witsend@sevinex.com)

I don't even want to know what you win if you are the 10th caller! (reakinhavoc1971@aol.com; witsend@sevinex.com)

Where 'BM' stands for "Big Music". (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

That just about sums up radio in my hometown too. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Do they play soft shit, or hard shit? (VxAnthraX@aol.com)

I assume this van runs on methane. (mashallaha@aol.com)

Half-time show backlash reared its ugly head again when the FCC fined a radio station fifty grand for allowing this photo to be taken. (spjk2k@aol.com)

SHIT FM! The first radio station totally run by dyslexics. Dotn Tocuh TTha LIad ! (imwednesdayaddms@yahoo.com)

"Um, honey, we might not wanna drive the van to the kids' Christian Camp." (Mobuckler@aol.com)

NOW I know what station's on at the dentist's office! (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

It's right under her nose...yet she still can't smell the real problem for poor ratings. (ALLEN018@AOL.COM)

Shit FM, # 2 on your dial and # 2 in market share, but we're really pushing! (Flascsb252@wmconnect.com)

They didn't learn a thing from WATT radio station's lawsuit last month. (ahines3103@aol.com)

All Justin Guarini, All The Time! (Mahoney_Chris@hotmail.com)