(updated 8 Feb 03) 

The Car Wash

The Winner:  Daisy shudders, anticipating that after the car wash, Brad will check her oil. (deezzine@aol.com)

The Runners Up:  

Water restrictions in Texas lead to great austeerity. (comedian2000@hotmail.com)

"I'm gonna wash that mad right out of my cow." (BikeMike101@aol.com)

Primitive methods of Pasteurization. (WillyTheTunaFish@aol.com)

Some guys have all the luck and get to spray the water in a wet T-bone contest. (xflcheerleaders@hotmail.com)

"I'll be washing moo ..." (RasGold@aol.com)

"Vet? Who needs the vet. I can fix Elsie's constipation for just a buck and a half in quarters!" (kirstennetsrik@yahoo.com)

His wife doesn't let him use the bathtub for this anymore. (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

"Figures!........ten minutes after washing Bessie.....IT RAINED!" (ricktodabone@aol.com)

Cadzooks, ANOTHER ass picture? ;) (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

When his hands kept slipping off her teats, Farmer Brown realized that waxing Bossy had been a mistake. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

"... Working at the Cow Wash ... yeah!" (RasGold@aol.com;YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"Seems kinda' silly..but Bob Barker said, Ya' should either nooter or spray your animals!" (internutt9@aol.com)

If you think THIS is funny, just wait till he starts up the hot wax. (laugh@starpower.net)

"Dirty white trash? I resent that remark!" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"Jeb said he washed his Ram here, so I thought I could wash my cow here too." (XRockerGirlX16@aol.com)

Redneck prom date. (strollo5@aol.com)

And so it was that Jeremiah and Ezekiel had their first trip out of the Amish country. (gonnabmeeee@aol.com)

Another illiterate Texan. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"Now, Bossy, next time I want you to moo REAL loud before you get carsick." (kirstennetsrik@yahoo.com)

Welcome to the new DAIRY "CLEAN". (Cantw82paint@aol.com)

"WOW! Betsy LOOK! The got one of those fancy dollar changers over there... I wonder what it'll change 'em into?" (Alabama344@aol.com)

Just another Saturday night in Austin, Texas. (rickstomb@hotmail.com)