(updated 8 Feb 04) 

Gnome Guy

The Winner:

This guy likes to think of himself as "Doc", but neighbors only call him "Dopey". (motorbreath2000@netscape.net)

Apparently I was the only one to think of "genomes". Hmmmm...

The Runners Up:

Too much of a thing. (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

"I DID IT ALL ON EBAY!" (pizzafreak48076@aol.com)

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to therapy you go. (VxAnthraX@aol.com)

"Gnome-atter how hard I try to landscape our garden, my wife still thinks I'm being s-elvish." (razcactus@netzero.com)

Probably not the best choice of pictures to post on the Find-a-Mate web site. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

"Shhh... I think I saw one move." (witsend@sevinex.com)

"See kids? This is what you're reduced to when you're married." (scalpel@aol.com)

Middle Earth Day. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Somehow, my life seems RELATIVELY normal now. (chough3499@aol.com)

The gnomenclature for this display is hard to categorize. (pec@gis.net)

Does this remind you of congress? Standing around the village idiot. (amagenx@juno.com)

"Hey You! Big Guy! You promised us fairies at this party! Now either you didn't invite no freakin' fairies or you got the wrong idea about us, either way you ain't gonna like where that fishing rod's going pal." (actonski@aol.com)

Please, gnome more! (murdoctor@aol.com; dannyboy4343@aol.com)

Another successful Howard Dean fundraiser. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Where's Weirdo? (murdoctor@aol.com)

Peter Jackson celebrates his Oscar nomination. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"Hi. The first one of you to say, 'There's no place like gnome' gets Hugo here, rammed up his butt!" (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Sean Connery makes a career limiting movie. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

"Every now and then the brown acid I dropped at Woodstock comes back to haunt me..." (rochford@netaus.net.au)

"To gnome is to love me....." (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com; MedCheryl@aol.com)

Silly. What's that gnome doing with the lantern...I mean...it's daytime. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

"Last time I book online. This is not Nome, Alaska!" (mashallaha@aol.com)

"Look what I got just driving around the neighborhood!" (lsamarri@aol.com)

I'm a Hostess! It was easy for me to win this contest that millions of others were trying to win. Well, I knew it was going to be impossible to find him, so I did what I always do, "Mr. Waldo, your table is now ready!" (Anmchirae@aol.com)

"All opposed to my being king, say 'aye'!" (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)