(updated 8 Mar 03) 

Mardi Gras

The Winner:  $500 to anyone who can identify the dummy in this picture. (aliciavpromos@aol.com)

The Runners Up:  

"Oh, crap. If this is an inflatable doll, then who's rolled up and stuffed in my car trunk??" (laugh@starpower.net)

"No..I will not share 'Inflatia'...and that's vinyl!" (Internutt9@aol.com)

Bob and his trophy girlfriend...no really, he won her at a bachelor party. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

The winners of the "Really Bad Ways To Stand Out In An Already Crazy Mardi Gras Crowd" contest at HMO. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

Tired of guessing if his girlfriend has artificial breasts, Bob gives up and finds a woman where he knows for sure. (spamalope@access4less.net)

"It's actually my novelty styled colostomy bag." (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

When he's not mastering to be a surgeon, Keith likes to kick back at Mardi Gras with some close friends. (theshape79@cox.net)

"Oh wow! I won a krewpie doll!" (pec@gis.net)

Five bucks says if they were at the Talladega Superspeedway on race weekend they'd be beaten senseless. (Stan790@aol.com)

"And the guys said I would never get a date if I wore this hat!" (Butterfliz345@aol.com)

Cad and Leis enjoy Mardi Gras with a couple friends. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Gives the "Big Easy" a whole new meaning... (muhltrayne@yahoo.com)

"....and she gives airhead, too!" (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Someone's looking at this page right now and thinking "Just what the hell did we do in Mardi Gras?" (theshape79@cox.net)

How'd a guy like that get such a good lookin...doll!?!? (xxtouchick13xx@aol.com)

Dear Mom and Dad, They told me I committed plasmogamy. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

"Man, I knew I could stock up on the beads if I brought a pair of fake boobs!" (complexhippie@aol.com)