Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 11 May 07)
Really Bad Things Overheard at Pyratecon
And the winner of the '21 Jump Street' CD box set is... (email@example.com)
That girl is a pirate's dream, She has a sunken chest. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Can we re-bury her?
It's not a peg leg, if you know what I mean. (email@example.com)
Okay you guys, don't make us say 'ugh'...er..'arrrrrgh'...
Are you hungry? Let's go to Arrrrrrrrrbys. (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com)
Didn't you know all pirates wore arrrrrgyle socks? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I'll be at the barrrrrrrrrrr. (email@example.com)
Say, do these tights make my arrrrrrse look fat? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Arrggh. All hands on dick. (email@example.com)
I'm into catering. Cate-arrrrr-ing? Caaaaat-ering? Blast it all, I deliver food. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Get your fresh corn! Only a buccaneer! (email@example.com)
Is that a hook in my back or are you just unhappy to see me? (Chick65@aol.com)
Yo, ho! How much? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Attendee 1: Why the gasoline and matches? Attendee 2: I misread the flyer. I thought this was Pyro-con. (email@example.com) Uh oh...better hide all the planks...
...or better known as members of the "boy, did we get this one pegged wrong" gang...um...plankers...
I wonder if this will be over in time for us to make it to the Star Trek Convention? (Truckerex@insightbb.com)
No no Michael, this is the Pyratecon, convention. NAMBLA convention is not till next week, but still I like the costume. (SPTirish@aol.com)
Where are all the dentists? (Or is that pyreacon?) (firstname.lastname@example.org)
It was told that a confused Chewbacca showed up at Pyratecon. He was quickly skinned, gutted and placed on a spit. (email@example.com)
I'm sorry, I thought this was a pesticide convention. (TheEyeWit@yahoo.com)
You know, this would be a great place for out Dungeons and Dragons convention. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Who's the guy in the Willie Stargell uniform? (Banks.email@example.com)
I thought this was about burning things! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Show me your t**s! Oh, damn, wrong festival. (email@example.com)
We went to Pyratecon, and I think I saw Johnny Depp.........300 times. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)
I'd say yo! ho! ho!..but, just look at what happened to Imus! (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Well, it was about time they kicked his booty out.
No parrot this year I brought my wife Molly instead and Molly wants a suite with an ocean view, Molly wants me to get a better job, Molly wants a Prada handbag...Me? I want the parrot back. (SPTirish@aol.com)
Does this puffy shirt make me look gay? (firstname.lastname@example.org) Yes, Jerry...not that there's anything wrong with that.
What's in YOUR wallet? (email@example.com)
.... so I said to my wife with the wooden leg, "Peg"... (firstname.lastname@example.org) Hope you "patch" things up with her!
I met nine wenches last night...got pieces of eight! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Hey, it's better than a sharp stick in the eye.. sorry about that, I didn't realize. (email@example.com)
Cool! There's a session on the proper grammatical usage of the interjection "avast"! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I think this lubber's been landed...
This chicory coffee is fabu!... Uh, I mean Arrrr! This grog taste like the piss of a dead man! (email@example.com)
Funny...I don't remember mentioning this to you when I saw you last year...hmmmm...
Are you still living in your parent's basement? (firstname.lastname@example.org)