Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 16 Mar 06)
Really Bad Things to Say While Watching 'Dancing With The Stars'
This show would have been a great lead-in for David Spades "Just Shoot Me". (L1061S@go.com)
Boy, I hope this show runs forever. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Are those boobs real? (email@example.com)
Can we change the channel? Oh, wait a minute! You said "bad things." (firstname.lastname@example.org) Odds are, there's a show just like it on the next channel...
(Watching George Hamilton) "There...you SEE!? This is what portraying a gay swashbuckler will do to you!" (email@example.com)
Where the hell are the stars? (firstname.lastname@example.org; Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
I don't really care who wins, I'm just hoping to see a boob fall out. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com) Geez...is Janet Jackson dancing this time around??
You'd look gorgeous in that outfit honey. Do you think they make it in a size twenty? (email@example.com)
I wonder where he buys pants that stretch like that? (firstname.lastname@example.org) That's the same technology that allows the network to stretch the competition out over several weeks.
Isn't this so much better than ESPN, honey? (email@example.com)
Yea, I believe you could have been on this show if you hadn't married me, but you know what? If I hadn't married you, I KNOW I wouldn't be WATCHING this CRAP! (firstname.lastname@example.org) You know...this sounds waaaaay too much like an actual confession.
When's Simon gonna come on and tell them all how fat and ugly they are? (email@example.com)
Once you've admitted that you watch 'Dancing With The Stars' there isn't anything you could say to make it any worse. (firstname.lastname@example.org) I admit nothing! You'll never get me to talk!!!
Call 911, I just tried that move she did... (email@example.com)
Oh, wow...I thought he was dead! (Jdoveraz@aol.com) He is...jaynashvil figured it all out...
Next time I die and go to hell, would someone please notify me. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
How can they call it ballroom dancing? It doesn't look like there's any ball room in that outfit. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
This show would be even cooler if they'd eat some bugs! (email@example.com)
And with some of these sleazy politicians, that a LOT of positions!...
Oh rats ass, I've seen better positions in a political debate. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Hey...no fair guessing what's in their Fall line-up...
Maybe if we made one good porno flick, we could end up on this show. (email@example.com)