Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 17 Oct 06)
Really Bad Viewer Complaints About the Fall TV Season
When I said last year that it couldn't possibly get any worse, I didn't mean it as a challenge. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)
The battery on my TV remote needs replacing. I spend more time changing stations than watching anything. (email@example.com)
Not enough commercials. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
When are they going to bring back Knight Rider? (email@example.com)
MTV still won't play a damn video. (firstname.lastname@example.org) You want videos...just wait until the YouTube Channel premieres.
Barbara Walters is showing entirely too much skin. (email@example.com)
Not enough Product Placement. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
People complain that the bright pictures are messing up them looking at the dust on the screen. (email@example.com) High-def DUST!! Woo-hoooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Caught John Lithgow and Jeffrey Tambor in their new show, "Twenty Good Years"...I'll give'em about "Six Good Weeks"... (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
More crime, less comedy... like the news. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)
The new shows aren't like Seinfeld. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Don't even get me started.
Springsteen said it best: 57 channels and there's nothing on. (email@example.com)
There aren't enough nubile, young actresses embroiled in sexual situations barely veiled as plot lines parading around in their underwear to be considered good American television. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Hey...they still air Three's Company on Nick at Nite.
Stuff just sucks so much louder in high definition. (email@example.com)
When does "Survivor, the Bronx" come out...now THAT one I would watch. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
My Cheshire cat split his lip trying to outsmile Katie. (email@example.com) Even The Joker can't smile like that.
Why they won't give Cad her own reality show, I'll never understand! (Jdoveraz@aol.com)
Still no reality show about the making of a reality show where the contestants all think it is a real reality show and the winner is made the host of a new reality show about the making of a reality show... (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I can't wait to catch it... THIS SPRING! (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
How come there's no series about Snakes on a Plane? (Jdoveraz@aol.com)
This is why...
The pilot episode of "Snakes On A Plane: The Reality Show"....After six weeks the show will go off the air and you can ask at any BlockBuster Video for a DVD of deleted scenes from the show....You won't get it, but you can ask. (email@example.com)
Not enough Hasselhoff!!! (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
They're one reality show short of a full season. Oh sorry that was last week's Reba category!!! (email@example.com)
I'm waiting for the Paris Hilton version of "I Love Lucy." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I don't think I'll need that Lunestra after all. (email@example.com)
When Jerry Springer is on Dancing with the Stars, the whole f**king industry has jumped the shark. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)
I think the reruns are more original.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Would that be Rerun from "What's Happening?", or the Rerun from "What's Happening Now?" ???
Please no more reality shows. If I wanted reality, I would shut the damned old noisy box off and go get drunk. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Wasn't all this crap canceled last season? (email@example.com)
Oh, sure...you might balk at it...but those reality show writers are now thinking..."Ooooh...Survivor: Mypos"...
Oh my God, not ANOTHER season without a Bronson Pinchot sitcom! (Jdoveraz@aol.com)
"Head On: apply directly to--" OMG, just lobotomize me, already...
The shows keep putting me to sleep, but the commercials keep waking me up. (firstname.lastname@example.org)