Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(Updated 18 Aug 08)

Really Bad Signs The Paranormal/Mystery Creature In The Photo You Are Looking Just Might Have Been Photoshopped

He's wearing Nike footwear. (

Somehow I don't think Nessie is supposed to resemble Oprah. (

Mysterious "aura" around the "Bathroom Ghost" looks suspiciously like vomit. (

The penis is two sizes too large. ( Too large for WHAT??

Mis-spelling of "UFO". (

It looks like it's got Andy Dick's hair. ( I had to read that twice to make sure that the "'s" was after the last name!

Somehow I don't believe that big foot would show up in front of a Walmart. And why is he wearing an "I'm with stupid t-shirt"? (

Hmmmmm . . . I thought you could see through ghosts. ( Just the really skinny ones.

I want to call him the "Adorable Snowman" because he sort of looks like Orlando Bloom. (I'mcraigferguson@noi' So...Craig Ferguson has a man-crush on Orlando Bloom?? And what channel do YOU watch late at nite?

The creature is giving the "Hook' em Horns" sign. (

You don't remember Marley's Ghost wearing a Hawaiian shirt with chains. ( Would he be more believable in an "I'm with stupid" t-shirt?

Sure, it looks like it's from another planet - but it only turns out to be Gary Busey's mug shot with the booking numbers cropped out. (

The winners:

Yeah, it's truly abominable...his beer gut's hanging over it...

Not only is the zipper visible but what's behind the zipper is visible. (

When she sits around the table, she sits AROUND the table...

"Flesh-eating Creature?" Nope, just a blurry Kirstie Alley at an all-you-can-eat buffet. (