Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 20 Apr 08)
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Really Bad Creative Political Terminology to Call Your Opponent a 'Liar'
He bends the truth slightly more than a 4-way angle iron trying to hold up an M.C. Escher stairway. (email@example.com)
He's a prime example of: No Lie Left Behind. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Yes, well, my opponent also frequents HumorMeOnline! (JTulli@Juno.com) Well, Bush never has...he always had trouble putting those "HMO" letters in order. Boy, we'll all miss him when he's not in office anymore. Eh...on second thought, no.
He's a politician's politician. (email@example.com)
Conducting a Tall Tale-gate Party (firstname.lastname@example.org)
His mastery of falsehoods has Satan coveting him. (email@example.com)
When my opponent says, "Yeah! That's the ticket!", he isn't referring to his running mate. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Okay, tell the truth now: How much did Jon Lovitz pay you to make that reference?
She swears the only double-talk she's ever heard is an echo. (email@example.com)
Liberal, liberal, pants on fib-eral? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
He's like a rodeo cowboy -- he's always throwing the bull. (email@example.com)
I find my opponents response to be very "Clintonic." (Truckerex@comcast.net)
He weaves his words on the loom of misrepresentation. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
He/she's a big fan of NINE Commandments. (email@example.com) Heck, you'll be lucky to get a politician who is a fan of TWO of them.
You sir, are not uttering "Cherry Tree Chopping Down" language! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
His colorful annunciation betrays the fact that his mind has a definite science fiction propensity. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
As you know Hillary wears the pants and they are currently on fire! (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)
His credibility gap is wider than the Grand Canyon. (email@example.com)
A veritable black hole of truth. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Well, Bush sure sucked. Oh, yeah, we're gonna miss him...NOT!
My distinguished opponent tells the truth about as often as I have a prostate exam. And I'm a woman. (email@example.com)
What can we say about Pinocchio de Bergerac? (firstname.lastname@example.org) Nobody nose the trouble I've seen....
He's light on "truthiness." (email@example.com)
My opponent has a truly impeachable...er...impeccable character. (GerriHan65@aol.com)
I don't know how my opponent can afford all those new pants. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Of all those "liar liar..." entries we received, I have to admit this is my personal fav.
He paints his facts as Dali painted still lifes. (email@example.com)
On his last campaign stop, he personally pulled the legs off of everyone at the rally. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
If "the truth shall set you free"...how come it costs so much to run for office?...
There's a lot of truth coming out of my opponent's campaign....just none of it out of him. (Skibip@aol.com)
Shhhh...if you point that out, we have to think up a new ReBa...
Don't we already do that by using terms "Democrat" and "Republican?" (Jdoveraz@aol.com)