Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(Updated 20 Feb 07)

Really Bad Euphemisms for 'Having an Orgasm'

Having a coming out party (maxcel200@aol.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Orgasm? Is that one of those new cars? (ltldollclaudia@yahoo.com)

Increasing the interest rate (tphyll@aol.com)

Rinse and hold (sootnmoopy@aol.com) Well, at least there's some cuddling involved.

Cunnil-ding-aling-aling-gus (humorbear@aol.com)

High tide (NITRAMXXX@aol.com) Just don't get beached on shore!!

Juicing the crabby patty (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

The no-fake quake (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Saddling up for the Moan Ranger (cdmauger@aol.com) Puts a whole new perspective on that "Hi 'HO' Silver' thing.

For a quickie orgasm: Getting a Jiffy Lube (maxcel200@aol.com)

Doing the Willy Bonka (Can't get much Wilder than that unless it's really some wail of a Deppth charge!) (maxcel200@aol.com) Hey, we come up with the blurbies around here! The noive of some people!

How can this be? 'Bad' and 'Orgasm' in the SAME sentence? (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Cream-mating (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Remind me NOT to let you make the coffee....

Whitewashing the womb (humorbear@aol.com)

Letting the cat out of the bag (archerjoe@hotmail.com) Oh...this seems rather naughty on so many levels.

Pretreating the linens (murdoctor@aol.com)

Testing the headboard (murdoctor@aol.com) Whoa...sorry...thought you said "testesing"...that's something else altogether...and I'm sure you can find it online.

Releasing the hounds (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Handing the kids over to mommy (jnmcda0@yahoo.com) Uh, more like a violent toss.

Flooding your basement (skibip@aol.com)

The "Fountain of Youths" (topsquark@yahoo.com) Oh...a joke about "Pounce de Loins" is just begging to be made...but I won't.

Unloading the pee shooter (ubinrude@peoplepc.com)

The winners:

Phew! At least you DO occasionally launder it...

Time to launder the tube sock (stan@squidworks.com)

Logging on and then...getting off?...

Logging on to godaddy.cum (rod.renner@juno.com)