Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 20 Feb 07)
Really Bad Euphemisms for 'Having an Orgasm'
Having a coming out party (email@example.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Orgasm? Is that one of those new cars? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Increasing the interest rate (email@example.com)
Rinse and hold (firstname.lastname@example.org) Well, at least there's some cuddling involved.
High tide (NITRAMXXX@aol.com) Just don't get beached on shore!!
Juicing the crabby patty (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)
The no-fake quake (email@example.com)
Saddling up for the Moan Ranger (firstname.lastname@example.org) Puts a whole new perspective on that "Hi 'HO' Silver' thing.
For a quickie orgasm: Getting a Jiffy Lube (email@example.com)
Doing the Willy Bonka (Can't get much Wilder than that unless it's really some wail of a Deppth charge!) (firstname.lastname@example.org) Hey, we come up with the blurbies around here! The noive of some people!
How can this be? 'Bad' and 'Orgasm' in the SAME sentence? (email@example.com)
Cream-mating (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Remind me NOT to let you make the coffee....
Whitewashing the womb (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Letting the cat out of the bag (email@example.com) Oh...this seems rather naughty on so many levels.
Pretreating the linens (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Testing the headboard (email@example.com) Whoa...sorry...thought you said "testesing"...that's something else altogether...and I'm sure you can find it online.
Releasing the hounds (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Handing the kids over to mommy (email@example.com) Uh, more like a violent toss.
Flooding your basement (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The "Fountain of Youths" (email@example.com) Oh...a joke about "Pounce de Loins" is just begging to be made...but I won't.
Unloading the pee shooter (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Phew! At least you DO occasionally launder it...
Time to launder the tube sock (email@example.com)
Logging on and then...getting off?...
Logging on to godaddy.cum (firstname.lastname@example.org)