Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(Updated 27 Jul 07)

Since Leis isn't feeling very great, I'll be winging the ReBa alone for a bit.

Really Bad Euphemisms For the "Taint"
(Suggested by guitartexn@aol.com)

"Don't go there girlfriend! ...no really, don't go there!" (rickandvirginia@comcast.net)

"GREAT HORNY TOADS!!! Muh breeches done got sucked into this ODIFEROUS DECLIVITY!!!" (Yosemite Sam) (Curmudgeon651@comcast.net) To those of you who asked what it was...well, this about sums it up in a nutshell.

Like "taint" ain't bad enough already. (guitartexn@aol.com; e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

The Chin Rest (astae@paonline.com; jdcoops3@aol.com) Oh, c'mon, we were looking for originality...this is soooooooo been there, done that. Um...well, you know.

No Man's Land (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net; astae@paonline.com)

Manic Button (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

Mr. Guitartexn is an awful person!! >:( (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) Well, Daphne, that may or may not be the case...he DID come up with the topic after all...but that still doesn't explain THIS entry, now does it, huh, huh, huh? ;) ...

Near unto the Holy Land. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

Hey, cubes and triangles...hmmm...a strange dichotomy, perhaps?...

Pubic's Cube (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

The Bermuda Shorts Triangle (Jdoveraz@aol.com)

Seamy Valley (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Yeah...that's one secret place no one should go to...

The Bridge to Terabithia (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)