Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 29 May 07)
Really Bad Jobs For Bill Clinton If Hillary Becomes President
I guess he'd be the First Gentleman, huh? That'd be new for him! ;) (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com; GerriHan65@aol.com)
Makeup Man...oh wait, he already does that on a regular basis! (email@example.com) "Sorry, Hillary...here's some flowers. Sorry, Hillary...how about a foot rub? Sorry, Hillary..."
Hillary's not worried about his bad jobs. He'll be in focus 24/7 from Satellite to Earth cameras. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Head of Internal Affairs (email@example.com) Yes, you were the only one who used your "head" with an intern...al...well, you know, besides Bill. Sounds like a job that really....blows?
Bill will take requests as he plays the sax going table to table during state dinners. (firstname.lastname@example.org) I think this is the job that really blows. ;)
Official bag packer. Oh, yeah, he'll probably also help Hillary get her suitcases ready when she goes on trips, too. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com) Hey, now...Hillary isn't ugly enough to be called a 'bag'. If she were he'd be hitting on her. Think about it! ;)
He won't get that much to do. His term in office was overblown. (email@example.com)
Department of Underwear Security (firstname.lastname@example.org) Fastening, wedgie reduction, hole repair...
Chairman for S-Anon...a 12 step group for relatives and friends of sexually addicted people. (email@example.com)
Head of the Department on Abstinence Education (firstname.lastname@example.org) "Just say 'no' which really means 'yes', right?"
Foodtaster (Eleman8859@aol.com; Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)
Party Host for visiting diplomats, or better known as Hooter Honcho. (email@example.com) At his age, the biggest hooters are now his!
Nancy Pelosi's pool boy. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Secretary of Infidelity (Del.Banks@gmail.com) No, no, no - that's "infidels".
Vices President (email@example.com)
Replace David Hasselhoff on 'America's Got Talent'. (firstname.lastname@example.org) "Would you like some fries with that burger on the floor?"
Ambassador to Antarctica. He should be used to the conditions there...just like the bedroom at home. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) "Sir Edmund Hillary...meet Hillary." Oh, c'mon and laugh, it's a pole joke. Get it..."pole"? Oh, don't make me come there and smack you.
In charge of Homeland Security in Las Vegas. He'd run Strip searches. (email@example.com) Cute.
Cuban Embargo Director (firstname.lastname@example.org; Kamasushi@gmail.com)
And I'm sure "recounting" them if it happens...
Counting the monkeys that come flying out of my ass. (email@example.com)
Tricky Bill has an artistic side...who knew?...
Named as America's new Poet Laureate. "There once was a man from Nantucket...." (firstname.lastname@example.org)