Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 3 Jul 07)
Since Leis isn't feeling very great, I'll be winging the ReBa alone for a bit.
Really Bad Questions to Ask Yourself Before Watching Any Reality TV Show
This is impossible..people who watch reality TV clearly don't question anything. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Well, you DO have a point, but we were rather hoping for entries such as this...
Should I watch this, or something a little more realistic...like wrestling? (Truckerex@insightbb.com)
Isn't "reality TV" an oxymoron? (email@example.com)
Aren't paying taxes, buying gas, making mortgage payments, and trying to keep down the credit card balances, enough damned doses of reality? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Why in the hell do I watch this show when I have HMO to bore me to sleep? (NITRAMXXX@aol.com) Hey, now...I thought you only fell asleep by counting the minutes between updates.
When did I become this pathetic? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Who the Hell am I to question such freaking losers? They at least got on the show! (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)
Would a drunken David Hasselhoff watch this before writhing on the floor? (Jdoveraz@aol.com) Okay, this is the last time we pick on him...well, at least until he does something else even more wacky.
Why doesn't "The Donald" fire his hairstylist? (email@example.com)
Is brain switched off before turning on TV? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
If the government is watching me, can I use this as a valid insanity excuse for the IRS? (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)
Do I have enough booze and snacks to get me through this? (email@example.com)
Isn't there a better way to lose my last shred of dignity? (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com) Yep...and you're doing it! ;)
Was I really right when I said that a high school diploma was "just a piece of paper"?? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Will watching such highbrow entertainment as this impress my waitress girlfriend from Hooters or just make it look like I'm showing off? (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)
Depends...how big's her chest?
I wonder what women really want from a guy? Hmmm, should I watch "Flavor of Love", "I Love New York" or "The Bachelor"? (email@example.com)
Is avoiding sex with my wife really worth this? (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com) If she'd appear on any of the shows...yes.
What are my chances of seeing any hotties on a show called, "So, You Think You're a Great Seniors' Bingo Player"? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Is this the kind of thing that's going to haunt me years from now when I'm on my deathbed and wondering where all the time went? (email@example.com)
Yes...but even MORE so on a set that costs at least $5000...
Does it look more realistic in High Definition? (firstname.lastname@example.org)