Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(Updated 3 Jul 07)

Since Leis isn't feeling very great, I'll be winging the ReBa alone for a bit.

Really Bad Questions to Ask Yourself Before Watching Any Reality TV Show

This is impossible..people who watch reality TV clearly don't question anything. (odinsonthewise@yahoo.com) Well, you DO have a point, but we were rather hoping for entries such as this...

Should I watch this, or something a little more realistic...like wrestling? (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Isn't "reality TV" an oxymoron? (bjjtoff@yahoo.com)

Aren't paying taxes, buying gas, making mortgage payments, and trying to keep down the credit card balances, enough damned doses of reality? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Why in the hell do I watch this show when I have HMO to bore me to sleep? (NITRAMXXX@aol.com) Hey, now...I thought you only fell asleep by counting the minutes between updates.

When did I become this pathetic? (flynnkj19@aol.com)

Who the Hell am I to question such freaking losers? They at least got on the show! (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

Would a drunken David Hasselhoff watch this before writhing on the floor? (Jdoveraz@aol.com) Okay, this is the last time we pick on him...well, at least until he does something else even more wacky.

Why doesn't "The Donald" fire his hairstylist? (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Is brain switched off before turning on TV? (rampage1984@msn.com)

If the government is watching me, can I use this as a valid insanity excuse for the IRS? (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

Do I have enough booze and snacks to get me through this? (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

Isn't there a better way to lose my last shred of dignity? (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com) Yep...and you're doing it! ;)

Was I really right when I said that a high school diploma was "just a piece of paper"?? (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

Will watching such highbrow entertainment as this impress my waitress girlfriend from Hooters or just make it look like I'm showing off? (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)
Depends...how big's her chest?

I wonder what women really want from a guy? Hmmm, should I watch "Flavor of Love", "I Love New York" or "The Bachelor"? (odinsonthewise@yahoo.com)

Is avoiding sex with my wife really worth this? (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com) If she'd appear on any of the shows...yes.

What are my chances of seeing any hotties on a show called, "So, You Think You're a Great Seniors' Bingo Player"? (monacof@bellsouth.net)

Is this the kind of thing that's going to haunt me years from now when I'm on my deathbed and wondering where all the time went? (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

The winner:

Yes...but even MORE so on a set that costs at least $5000...

Does it look more realistic in High Definition? (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)