Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 5 Mar 06)
Really Bad Slogans For The New Vitamin-Enhanced Beer
Screw the One-A-Day, go for the Six-A-Day! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The other "essential vitamins and minerals" that complete the breakfast that your morning cereal doesn't. (stan@squidworkscom)
Official beer of Bode Miller. (email@example.com)
If your friend comes over with a six pack...Vitamin! (Airfarcewon@aol.com) I love a good pun...know any?
Okay, so now the BEER wants to arm wrestle you for money!? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Makes a great chaser for that new high-fiber vodka! (email@example.com)
Finally, a way to balance liver failure and heart health. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Endorsed by the AMA/AA?
Who wants a beer gut when you can have beer boobs. (email@example.com)
Sure I could have had a V8, but I'm not a wussy. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Ouch, my liver hurts! (Oh, sorry - I was just thinking out loud.) (HerzogVon@aol.com) You better liver alone! (see? I DO love a good pun!!)
It takes a village to raise a healthy field of watered crops. (email@example.com)
Now becoming a drunk is healthy, so B1. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Combined with the 12-ounce curls, you'll be buff in no time. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The New Vitamin-Enhanced Beer....You Can't Get A Healthier Buzz. (email@example.com) Well, you probably can...but not legally.
Drink yourself to better health. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)
It's packed full of sudsy riboflavor. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Keep what little brain cells you have left at their best. (MrglsJon@aol.com)
Wheaties and our beer really IS the "Breakfast of Champions"! (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com) Finally, definitive proof that breakfast is the most important meal (and hangover) of the day...
"I'm not getting drunk... I'm boosting my immunity!" (email@example.com)
Fortified with Calcium so you're not all hunched over when you play Quarters! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Now with retinol for improved "beer goggle" vision. (email@example.com) Well, okay...maybe they didn't think this all the way thru.
From the same people who brought you whole-grain crack... (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"This bod's for you." (AuntShecky711@aol.com)
Drink enough of this beer and you'll never notice how good it is for you. (email@example.com)
Somewhere there's a Bode Miller joke in here...too bad the Olympics are over and I'm not going to waste good drinking time thinking of one...
Vita-Beer -- Giving you the strength to keep falling down. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The healthy lifestyle where everyone knows your name...
Vitamin-Enhanced Beer -- Good for what ALES you. (email@example.com)