Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 10 Apr 05)
Really Bad Euphemisms For Putting Your Parents In An 'Old Folks Home'
(Topic suggested by MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)
Goin' to The PrayGround (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Handing off the Depends duty. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Pre-Heaven (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Pre-Heaven Can Wait.
Check-in for an extended stay at the "Geeser Motel". (email@example.com)
Taking Mom and Dad on a tour of the "Soylent Green" factory. (Truckerex@insightbb.com) You sure that's not the SOILent Green Factory?
Stowing the Oldies (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Enroll them in the Year Round Training Camp for the PreDeceased. (email@example.com) Yay!!! Camp!!! Where you ARE the spooky campfire story!!!
Headed for The Bone Dump (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Shipping them off to the People Pound. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Getting the gray out. ( Getting out the grey? ) Why are gray and grey both acceptable? Can't someone make up their minds? (HerzogVon@aol.com)
Banking my inheritance. (email@example.com)
Takin' the folks to an antique show. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Putting the skeletons back in the closet. (email@example.com) Closet: Made of wood...kinda like a box...oh, you are one sick puppy.
"Let's go, Dad. Time to take a long ride out to the country." (That's what you get for telling me that when I was 5 and you got rid of our cat.) (Chick65@aol.com)
BedPan Alley (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Let's face it. It's just time for them to get Masoned and Fawcetted. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Ooh, the residue of resentment could last for MONTHS, from our little prank....
Canning the vegetables. (email@example.com)
Panned Parenthood (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Year round booking in an 'Over the Hill-ton' Hotel. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Seriously...do retirement homes give you a Senior Citizen Discount? Just wondering.
Emptying the nest egg. (email@example.com)
Gum Fight at the Old Gray Corral (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Isn't this how "The Golden Girls ended, as well?
I'm taking the parents "for a walk" *wink wink*. (email@example.com)
Everyone sing! "Gone away is the blue-hair...here to stay is the old...well...mom and dad..."
Wintering In A Walker Wanderland (Airfarcewon@aol.com)