Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(Updated 10 Apr 05)

Really Bad Euphemisms For Putting Your Parents In An 'Old Folks Home'
(Topic suggested by MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

Goin' to The PrayGround (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Handing off the Depends duty. (stan@squidworks.com)

Pre-Heaven (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Pre-Heaven Can Wait.

"Payback" (muck55@aol.com)

Check-in for an extended stay at the "Geeser Motel". (fishjean@sonic.net)

Taking Mom and Dad on a tour of the "Soylent Green" factory. (Truckerex@insightbb.com) You sure that's not the SOILent Green Factory?

Outsourcing. (noveed@yahoo.com)

Stowing the Oldies (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com)

Enroll them in the Year Round Training Camp for the PreDeceased. (rod.renner@juno.com) Yay!!! Camp!!! Where you ARE the spooky campfire story!!!

Headed for The Bone Dump (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Shipping them off to the People Pound. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

Getting the gray out. ( Getting out the grey? ) Why are gray and grey both acceptable? Can't someone make up their minds? (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Banking my inheritance. (wedrixe@netscape.net)

Takin' the folks to an antique show. (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com)

Putting the skeletons back in the closet. (tpanner@inorbit.com) Closet: Made of wood...kinda like a box...oh, you are one sick puppy.

"Let's go, Dad. Time to take a long ride out to the country." (That's what you get for telling me that when I was 5 and you got rid of our cat.) (Chick65@aol.com)

BedPan Alley (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Let's face it. It's just time for them to get Masoned and Fawcetted. (guitartexn@aol.com) Ooh, the residue of resentment could last for MONTHS, from our little prank....

Canning the vegetables. (ubinrude@peoplepc.com)

Panned Parenthood (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Year round booking in an 'Over the Hill-ton' Hotel. (maxcel200@aol.com) Seriously...do retirement homes give you a Senior Citizen Discount? Just wondering.

Emptying the nest egg. (wedrixe@netscape.net)

Gum Fight at the Old Gray Corral (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

The winners:

Isn't this how "The Golden Girls ended, as well?

I'm taking the parents "for a walk" *wink wink*. (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

Everyone sing! "Gone away is the blue-hair...here to stay is the old...well...mom and dad..."

Wintering In A Walker Wanderland (Airfarcewon@aol.com)