Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 11 Aug 05)
Really Bad Catchphrases for "The Apprentice: Martha Stewart" Show
You're CANNED! (email@example.com)
Get me my pruning shears! (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)
You're floured! (firstname.lastname@example.org) ...but first we batter you up real good.
You don't need to dice onions to cry on this show! (email@example.com)
Would you like fries with that? (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Grease: It's a good thi...no, wait, it's really, REALLY not!
In a weak attempt to hide her crippling dyslexia by feigning a faux fondness for golden-colored, deeply cooked potatoes, Martha attempts to copyright the catch phrase: "You're FRIED!" (Kamasushi@gmail.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
There's room for only one bitch on this show. (email@example.com) Uh...I think Donald maybe says this already...you know he at least THINKS it.
As we say in prison, you're shanked! (firstname.lastname@example.org; Mistahtom@aol.com)
You're M-diddied. (email@example.com) Muuuch better than being M-balmed, M-aciated, M-barassed...
There are pros to being a con. (MedCheryl@aol.com)
' “Your fired!” © Donald Trump, Enterprises ' took too long to say so it was replaced by Martha's favorite jail catchphrase: “Bunk down, bitch!” (firstname.lastname@example.org)
So you maggots think you can compete at my level, do you? (email@example.com)
You're.........gonna have to wear my "ankle bracelet" for the next 3 months. (L1061S@go.com) Does this mean we're "going steady"?
You'll be fired by one of my ass-kissing flunkies! (firstname.lastname@example.org) If you want something done right...you have to get someone else to do it for you.
That really is a good thing...
You have to leave the "big house." (email@example.com)
Not to be confused with that other prison saying, "Okay, time to put your butt out"...
And that's worth a pack of smokes! (firstname.lastname@example.org)