Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(updated 13 Dec 03)

Really Bad Office Party Pick-up Lines
(Topic suggested by iPHARTonU@hotmail.com)

If you show me your briefs, I'll show you mine. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com) And they're off! (the ReBa's, not the briefs...)

This party is better than that day I called in and said I was sick! Really, I was out gettin' drunk! (VengefulCupid@aol.com)

My husband doesn't know I'm cyberdating. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

You know, since we're not working right now, it isn't REALLY sexual harassment. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com) Kinda like I must not have just keyed your car...since you really didn't see me do it?

Let me show you my Big Font! (redbarron1010@aol.com)

Hey, how'd you like to show up at work in those same clothes tomorrow? (acidbrat@aol.com)

I hear conference room 212 has the most comfortable table. (murdoctor@aol.com) Remind me not to have a working lunch in there, anymore.

Hey baby, wanna give me a raise? (penpendisarapen@yahoo.com)

Excuse me, but I think your the girl I've been wanting to see...sitting on the copier. (tackajoey@aol.com)

Well, at least you know where to find me on Monday. (kamasushi@aol.com)

Do you believe in public relations?...or should we go to your place? (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Imaginary bonus points for spelling "public" right.

I'm told that you work in Internal Affairs. How about you and me having one? (rod.renner@juno.com)

I hear you haven an opening in your department, and I'd like to "fill" it. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net; MedCheryl@aol.com)

I understand you'd like to work for a big firm. How about mine? (ukkfayooyay@aol.com) Sorry, I just don't like the "company".

Hey, I just thought of a great way to improve morale around here... (chharget@aol.com)

You can be rough with me, I think our Health Care covers it. (Cheez412@comcast.net)

If you're interested in a promotion...I'm the "Pro" who can show ya' some "motion" (Airfarcewon@aol.com) ...like the motion of pointing to the nearest exit?

I think you'd be absolutely perfect for the position I'm thinking of. (MedCheryl@aol.com)

Wanna go over to my office and help me make some new sticky pads. (Dspur57098@aol.com)

You know, Leis...all these work entries, and not one about "putting something in my IN box"...hmmm...with that said...the winners...

Oh, you sweet talker you...

Fax toner smells good on you. (bikemike101@hotmail.com)

Something tells me that arch here works in arrears...

No, I don't mind gettin' a little BEHIND in my work. (arch_deceiver@hotmail.com)