Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(Updated 13 Feb 04)

Really Bad Campaign Slogans
(Topic suggested by william.fishburne@verizon.net)

Vote Democratic: We work our jackasses off for you! (rod.renner@juno.com)

Vote Republican: No Millionaire Left Behind! (rod.renner@juno.com)

Vote for me, and I won't shoot ya! (iholdridge@aol.com)

Teresa Heinz Kerry: Helping her husband ketch up. (skibip@aol.com) Antici..."pay"...tion...

Vote for me...Cuz I REALLY need a job! (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

Waste your vote on me! (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

A vote for me is a vote for ALL my personalities! (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Kerry: Such a strong environmentalist, he's growing stuff in his eyebrows. (skibip@aol.com) It takes a village? Well, in there, he's got one!

I won't screw you as badly as the other guy! (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

Bush: 4 more years! 4 more wars! (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

Edwards; untainted by experience. (chharget@aol.com) Sounds like my qualifications for running this website.

Lesbians for Bush! (chharget@aol.com)

My name is the easiest to pronounce. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Vote for who you really want. We've rigged the thing anyway. (actonski@aol.com) I like truth in advertising...

Keeping promises, one lie at a time! (forms@beige.f2s.com)

"Vote for George W. Bush, the best case of brotherly love in action we've seen this century!" - Floridians For Bush (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

Bush: Come on! My Dad had two terms, didn't he? (endocrom@aol.com) Affectionately known here as the "bi-gone" days.

If you liked JFK, you'll love John Kerry: Same state, same hair, same trumped up war record. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Vote for Lean, Mean, Screamin' Dean! (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

Vote for me and help build a bridge to the twentieth century. (tphyll@aol.com) Dan Quayle helped you write this, didn't he?

I Haven't Had A Scandal Yet! (pizzafreak48076@aol.com)

Trust me, I AM the lesser of two evils! (MrglsJon@aol.com)

The winners:

Sheesh...stop your dirty thinking...this has nothing to do with his twin daughters...

Together we can lick Bush! (rsherman@netplexgroup.com; robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

How many would that be, exactly?...

Bush: A chicken in every pot, A man on every Mars (endocrom@aol.com)