Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 13 Feb 04)
Really Bad Campaign Slogans
(Topic suggested by firstname.lastname@example.org)
Vote Democratic: We work our jackasses off for you! (email@example.com)
Vote Republican: No Millionaire Left Behind! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Vote for me, and I won't shoot ya! (email@example.com)
Teresa Heinz Kerry: Helping her husband ketch up. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Antici..."pay"...tion...
Vote for me...Cuz I REALLY need a job! (email@example.com)
Waste your vote on me! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
A vote for me is a vote for ALL my personalities! (email@example.com)
Kerry: Such a strong environmentalist, he's growing stuff in his eyebrows. (firstname.lastname@example.org) It takes a village? Well, in there, he's got one!
I won't screw you as badly as the other guy! (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)
Bush: 4 more years! 4 more wars! (email@example.com)
Edwards; untainted by experience. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Sounds like my qualifications for running this website.
Lesbians for Bush! (email@example.com)
My name is the easiest to pronounce. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Vote for who you really want. We've rigged the thing anyway. (email@example.com) I like truth in advertising...
Keeping promises, one lie at a time! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Vote for George W. Bush, the best case of brotherly love in action we've seen this century!" - Floridians For Bush (email@example.com)
Bush: Come on! My Dad had two terms, didn't he? (firstname.lastname@example.org) Affectionately known here as the "bi-gone" days.
If you liked JFK, you'll love John Kerry: Same state, same hair, same trumped up war record. (HerzogVon@aol.com)
Vote for Lean, Mean, Screamin' Dean! (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)
Vote for me and help build a bridge to the twentieth century. (email@example.com) Dan Quayle helped you write this, didn't he?
I Haven't Had A Scandal Yet! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Trust me, I AM the lesser of two evils! (MrglsJon@aol.com)
Sheesh...stop your dirty thinking...this has nothing to do with his twin daughters...
Together we can lick Bush! (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
How many would that be, exactly?...
Bush: A chicken in every pot, A man on every Mars (email@example.com)