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(Updated 14 Jun 04)

Really Bad "Robin, the Boy Wonder" Exclamations
(Topic suggested by chharget@aol.com)

Holy vague-concept-stretched-to-fit-a-specific-online-contest, Batman! (chharget@aol.com)

(At an airport full of bible thumper convention attendees) Holy Rollers, Batman! (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Oh God, Batman....oh God....don't stop! (jenalt2001@yahoo.com) Excuse me, I suddenly feel "unclean"....

"Holy HMO...I think I smell a Rat's Ass" (Cantw82paint@aol.com)

Holy Pussy! It's Cat Woman! (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

"Holy Guano Batman!" (Cantw82paint@Aol.com; archerjoe@hotmail.com) Now you know why they always said, "To the Batcave!"

Holy War in Iraq, Batman! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Holy Wholly Owned Subsidiary, Batman! (mcsestretch@hotmail.com)

Ho Lee Ching's massage parlor, Batman! (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Wow, I'll bet the show saved a ton on advertising!

Holy Hormones, Batman! I wonder if I really am a boy? (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Holy Rolie Polie Olie, Batman! (murdoctor@aol.com; ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Holy Strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam this time! (cdmauger@aol.com) You know, we are of the consensus that they actually did utter this once...but we just couldn't bring ourselves to find out.

Holy Why Am I Dressed In These Loud Colors If I'm Supposed To Be A Nightcrawling Crimefighter?, Batman! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

Batman, I am really getting tired of these little you and me secrets. (fealy@verizon.net) Uh oh....I think I saw this one on a 'VERY special' episode of "Diff'rent Strokes".

Holy wrong comic book, Spider-Man! (pyanochk@stetson.edu)

Holy hand grenades, Batman, these Monty Python skits are silly! (archerjoe@hotmail.com) Yes, the holy hand grenade of Auntie Och...wasn't she the older lady who lived with them?

Holy shizzle, my Batnizzle (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Holy Matrimony, Batman! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com) Well, yes, now it IS possible, Batman and Robin...but only in Canada and a few states.

Robin: Holy NAMBLA Batman! Do you think the American public is so naive that they will accept a TV show featuring a man and boy parading around in leather masks, leather underwear and capes? Batman: Of course they will, Robin! It's only 1966. The public isn't that hip yet. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

The winners:

T...M...I......

Holy-groin-pinching-tights Batman! I get light-headed every time I stand up! (razcactus@netzero.com)

Hey, it was the 60's...people only watched it to mellow out of their buzz...were you watching for the plots??...

Holy Cliche Cliffhanger Ending With No Substantive Closure In The Next Episode, Batman! (murdoctor@aol.com)