Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(updated 15 Apr 03)
Really Bad Tabloid Headlines
(Suggested by MistahTom@aol.com)
Francisco Franco Still Dead! (email@example.com) Guess we know how old you are now.
Michael Jackson, Liz Taylor, Oprah Caught in Three-way (RasGold@aol.com)
Everything Is Normal! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Humor Me Online wins contest for best website! (email@example.com)
Our Editor is a Homicidal Mani-ach, gurgle, choke (Omegamagezero@aol.com) ...and he apparently can't edit on an empty stomach!
President Bush Admitted to Mensa (firstname.lastname@example.org)
God Sued By Record Execs - Must Explain Why John Lennon Is Dead But Vanilla Ice Lives (email@example.com)
Search For Lost Australian Bedwetter Ends - Found Incontinent (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Cadeaux Seen in Public in Women's Clothing (email@example.com) So, send all Manolo Blahnik shoes in size 5 1/2 c/o this site.
United States To Reestablish Prohibition! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I'm Having My Baby! (QuarterHorse06@aol.com)
Vatican Asked to Confirm: St. Elvis? (email@example.com) Well, really, isn't it about time?
Hawaii Does Not Exist All a Scam to Sell Pineapples (Omegamagezero@aol.com)
After Latest Operation, Jacko Agrees to Pose For Playboy (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Liz's Latest Health Scare: Neutrogena Used Past Expiration Date! (email@example.com) Uh oh, I sense a comeback.
UFO PROOF FOUND! Flying Object Photographed Carries Odd G-O-O-D-Y-E-A-R Symbols on Sides! (Profishgyd@aol.com)
Add 'em Up! Russia + Germany + France = 664 - The Neighbors of the Beast! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Slow News Day (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net) Enquiring minds want to know.
House Plants Plotting Destruction of Mankind "I'm Keeping my Pruning Shears Handy", Say Frightened Homemakers (Omegamagezero@aol.com)
Monica Lewinski Gives Birth to Bill Clinton's Love Child....It's a Cuban!!! (Badjokes4u@yahoo.com) Uh, congrats on the baby, there, Bill, but...uh, I'll pass on the cigar.
Chris Rock Tops Lakers' Celebrity Fan List...Jack's Off (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)
So what you are saying is the Vatican...but we can't?
Pope Declares Jokes About Him Are Funny Even If Those Who Write Them Are Going to Hell (Guitartexn@aol.com)
Hmmm...I don't know WHAT to believe anymore:
THIS JUST IN!!! All Tabloid Headlines Are Fake....see page 5!!! (email@example.com)