Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(updated 17 Sep 03)
Really Bad Ways David Letterman Becoming a Father Will Change His Life/Show
He'll be replacing an old bald sidekick with a young bald sidekick. (email@example.com)
The "Green Room" will be converted to a nursery. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Something tells me Farrah Fawcett will still manage to come on stage wasted after being in there.
Tony Randall walk-ons will henceforth be confined to burping the baby. (HerzogVon@aol.com)
Diaper cam! (StanYan1@aol.com)
Have a new object to try out on "Will it float". (Mistahtom@aol.com; email@example.com) Yes, we had sicker...and you know who you are.
Paul will have to move out of the extra bedroom! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Instead of changing the Top Ten every night..he'll be changing the "Bottom One". (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)
Tonight's guest are... Dr. Spock, Musical Guest Raffi and don't miss Stupid Baby Tricks. (email@example.com) Uh...Dave, maybe you should rethink getting Dr. Spock on...considering he's been dead since 1998!
Endless jokes about how his heart "ain't the only thing that's still pumping." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Thanks to midnight feedings, he'll be up late enough to actually WATCH his own show when it airs. (email@example.com)
As long as they don't also do a diaper-based segment of "Can We See Your Photos Please"...
Good-bye Big Ass Ham...Hello Big Ass Baby Wipes! (Jdoveraz@aol.com)