Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(updated 18 Aug 03)

Really Bad Pick-Up Lines During a Blackout

You are so hot! (literally) (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)

Singing "You Light Up My Life". (murdoctor@aol.com; Sugarbaybee69@aol.com) Thank you for making me now have this song stuck in my head for the next few days.

In the dark, I don't seem so re"volt"ing, do I? That's one of my "current" jokes. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Don't worry, baby, this love machine runs on gas. (mrsbrak@fastmail.fm) Ah, that explains the smell.

You have such soft skin...it so beautiful and soft...ROVER?!? (opalwitch7@aol.com)

This could be the end of the world! And the last opportunity to have sex! (ukkfayooyay@aol.com) Something tells me you've used this line a few times before.

I know you can't see me, but I'm really good looking. Honest. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

Cuttin' the power was easy for MY organization. Just watch how easy it is for me to turn ON the charm! (strollo5@aol.com)

AC, DC, in the dark it's all the same, eh baby? (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net) Who made who? Who made YOU?

Pretending to be Tommy from Pinball Wizard --"Feel me, touch me..." (chefrandy@charter.net)

Can I "see" you sometime? (nafotot@aol.com)

Science tells us that children conceived during a blackout have better vision. (seeker@vcoms.net) Better than what...the moles we are right now?

So, do you blindly grope around here very often? (Omegamagezero@aol.com)

Would you hold it against me if you could find me? (ferrisk@benning.army.mil) That Waldo guy sure is good at hiding.

I'm sorry, I thought those were light switches. (mrdelbo@earthlink.com)

We got the outage..so how's about a little "innage"? (baitsmotel6@aol.com)

The winners:

Yeah...probably one of those Mini Maglites...

It's a flashlight. Trust me. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

But I'm sure she has a nice personality...

What's a beautiful girl like - wait a second here, could you move into the moonlight a little bit - YEESH! My bad! (razcactus@netzero.com)