Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(updated 18 Aug 03)
Really Bad Pick-Up Lines During a Blackout
You are so hot! (literally) (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)
Singing "You Light Up My Life". (email@example.com; Sugarbaybee69@aol.com) Thank you for making me now have this song stuck in my head for the next few days.
In the dark, I don't seem so re"volt"ing, do I? That's one of my "current" jokes. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)
Don't worry, baby, this love machine runs on gas. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Ah, that explains the smell.
You have such soft skin...it so beautiful and soft...ROVER?!? (email@example.com)
This could be the end of the world! And the last opportunity to have sex! (firstname.lastname@example.org) Something tells me you've used this line a few times before.
I know you can't see me, but I'm really good looking. Honest. (email@example.com)
Cuttin' the power was easy for MY organization. Just watch how easy it is for me to turn ON the charm! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
AC, DC, in the dark it's all the same, eh baby? (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net) Who made who? Who made YOU?
Pretending to be Tommy from Pinball Wizard --"Feel me, touch me..." (email@example.com)
Can I "see" you sometime? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Science tells us that children conceived during a blackout have better vision. (email@example.com) Better than what...the moles we are right now?
So, do you blindly grope around here very often? (Omegamagezero@aol.com)
Would you hold it against me if you could find me? (firstname.lastname@example.org) That Waldo guy sure is good at hiding.
I'm sorry, I thought those were light switches. (email@example.com)
We got the outage..so how's about a little "innage"? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Yeah...probably one of those Mini Maglites...
It's a flashlight. Trust me. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)
But I'm sure she has a nice personality...
What's a beautiful girl like - wait a second here, could you move into the moonlight a little bit - YEESH! My bad! (email@example.com)