Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(Updated 18 Aug 04)

Really Bad Names For a Pet Cloning Service

K-9, 10, or Whatever (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Iron Dragon Chinese Restaurant (Davidgotribe@aol.com)

Dead Pet? Pathetic! New Pet? Genetic! (pjb1671@netscape.net) Well, more of a slogan, but what the hell, I liked it.

See Spot Again and Again (Cantw82paint@aol.com)

Oops! (jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

Dupli-Cat (fparsons@yahoo.com; Maxcel200@aol.com) This one only eats the "18 Lives" brand...

Sheeper By The Dozen (KatSut78@aol.com)

Pussies Galore (kayladykay@aol.com; L1061S@go.com)

Copy Cat/Copycatz (fparsons@yahoo.com; iholdridge@aol.com)

Oodles Of The Same Poodles (Cantw82paint@Aol.com) I can just see the Chinese restaurant jokes pouring in.

Siamese Twins (tphyll@aol.com)

RePETition (airfarcewon@aol.com)

Carbon Guppies (Airfarcewon@aol.com) It's Homer Simpson's 3-eyed fish, all over again!

Double Dog Dare (Airfarcewon@aol.com; reidayork@aol.com)

It's Baaack!! (jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

Here Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty (kayladykay@aol.com)

For custom snakes, it's the Boas From Brazil (rochford@netaus.net.au) Very cute.

Splitting Hares (davidgotribe@aol.com)

ReinCur-Nation (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

I Can't Believe It's Not Buster (murdoctor@aol.com) Yes, murdoctor...this variation worked best. :)

202 Dalmations (SPTirish@aol.com)

Resu-Rex (Resurrects, get it?) (murdoctor@aol.com) Every dog has his Day of the Dead.

New Leash on Life (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

Fi-Dos (think Spanish) (TvOrNotTv1@aol.com) Yes, I deux get it.

Bi Now, Spay Later (maxcel200@aol.com)

The winners:

You knew we were gonna make a joke like this eventually...

Pussy Palace. You end up with lots of really strange phone calls. (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

Well, I liked these enough to make three cloned winners this time around...I doubt this will happen again at ReBa, so don't get used to it. ;)

Deja Mew (maxcel200@aol.com)

Birds FROM a Feather (maxcel200@aol.com)

Double-Felix (murdoctor@aol.com)