Tastes great, less phospho-luminescence! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Every time you take a sip, instead of a burp, a print-out of Sam Adams's DNA comes out. (AuntShecky711@aol.com)
Instead of a "Born on" date, you simply count the number of concentric rings your drink leaves on the table. (email@example.com) "Then divide the circumferance of the circles by pi...then...oh hell, I'll just get a friggen coaster!"
After drinking one, you become a pink elephant. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
So THAT's why my dog won't drink this one. (email@example.com)
Works it's way straight to the "recycling center" without leaving so much as a buzz. (HerzogVon@aol.com)
Your dog drinks with you and he has gotten an extra leg, on his head. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Um, she also used to be my cat..
When I drink it I have an urge to watch the Paulie Shore movie BioDome. (email@example.com)
The head on your beer is kept thick and full through the hard work of Sea-Monkeys. (SPTIrish@aol.com)
There are nanobots floating in it doing the backstroke. (firstname.lastname@example.org) No extra points for using the word "nanobots"...sorry.
The brewer is Dow Corning. (email@example.com)
The beer is smarter than you are. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Like us guys who drink beer even know what bio-engineered means... (email@example.com) No extra points for pointing this out either.
Your artificial limb gets drunk way quicker than the rest of your body. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
Morning whiz took eight minutes and forty-two seconds to complete, eleven and a half if you include the shake. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The bubbles form a number, 1 to 10, to rate your belches. (email@example.com) Awww.....at least it shows they care!
Green Beer? Its not just for St. Patrick's day anymore! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
It's capable of solving complex differential equations, and I'm not drunk yet. (email@example.com)
You find a three-eyed mouse in the bottle. (firstname.lastname@example.org) And your problem IS?......
The mold in the frat-house grows twice as fast. (email@example.com)
The label says "Micro-process-brewed." (RasGold@cox.net)
The brand logo, on close inspection, includes a complex molecular model. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Also, the "sell by" date appears to be pi.
Your urine looks more like primordial soup. (email@example.com)
After only 7 or 8 cans, you feel completely degradable. (HerzogVon@aol.com)
It has a head....a talking one. (PastLivesR6@aol.com) "Same as it ever was...same as it ever was..."
No need for a night light now that my whiz glows in the dark. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Warning label: 'Pregnant woman do not drink this beer without first having a Pabst smear'. (email@example.com)
The head on your beer is Einstein's. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Uh...can I hold off until one pours out with the frozen head of Walt Disney?
When you tap the keg, it taps back. (email@example.com)
Isn't that just a "ReBa Sign You Drink Out Of Tupperware"?...
The can burps before you do. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Hey, don't give Playboy any ideas...you know what happened last time a humour site got involved with Playboy...
Instead of "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit models, you find yourself mentally undressing MENSA babes. (email@example.com)