You know what they say about the green ones don't you? (email@example.com)
Melts in your mouth, not in your alimentary canal.... (firstname.lastname@example.org)
A body needs blue food! (email@example.com)
Not just Candy...They're Dandy! And Handy! Tell Randy..and Sandy..and Andy..and Mandy..Pop a few with your brandy.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) There, there...the nurse will be along any minute now with your shiny happy pills.
They melt in your mouth not in your...um...oh those don't go there. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Eating m&m's.... as addicting as S&M, but you don't have to hide the welt marks! (email@example.com)
Now with W's and E's. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com) Don't forget 3's!
m & m good, m & m good, m&m's candies are m & m good! Oh wait that's soup... (firstname.lastname@example.org)
New black & white m&m's... to fit in with your drab, wretched life. (MooseSpeak@netscape.net) Great, I need a candy to remind me...sigh.
m&m's - Not just for marking BINGO cards anymore. (HerzogVon@aol.com)
Now accepted as currency in post-Saddam Iraq! (email@example.com)
m&m Peanut asks, "What wise-cracking little character with one nut do you prefer? If you say Hitler, I'll kick your ass." (Truckerex@insightbb.com)
No matter what color they are going in, they all come out the same in the end. (DesyHand@aol.com)
With our brand new preservatives, m&m's don't melt in your mouth or your hands. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Nope, they just sit in your belly, waiting for you to sleep! (insert evil laughter)
The perfect thing to suck on. (email@example.com)
It melts in your mouth...and reappears on your fat butt. (Mikepena@socal.rr.com)
After threats of being sued for racism, we chose to bring all the colors back. Happy now?! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Just eat me! (email@example.com)
Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists who really need new business. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com) ...hey, you'd rather go to an honest dentist, wouldn't you??
Red? Blue? Green? Who gives a crap? They all taste the same, you morons! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
m&m: Sounds like the rapper but with more color and better taste. (Mikepena@socal.rr.com)
Melts in your mouth, poisons your dog, hypers your kid. (email@example.com) ...impregnates your wife, crashes Windows, goes joyriding in your car...
It's a candy! It's a sling shot ammo! It's two treats in one! (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)
m&m's melt in your mouth but get stuck in your nose. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Recommended by 4 out of 5 Emergency Room doctors...hmmm...sounds familiar.
Black & White m&m's: the official candy of the Republican Party. Coming soon: Democrat m&m's, which try to be every color at once. (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)
The most colorful choking hazard that you can buy! (email@example.com)
My general rule of thumb is to never eat something that sounds like Jon Lovitz...
m&m's & Dr. Pepper: The staple of a healthy breakfast. (Mikepena@socal.rr.com)
Uh oh...I can see it now...a guy, a camera, eating m&m's for each meal every day for a month...
We rid our candy of that cancerous red dye so that we could focus our full attention on making America's youth grossly obese! (firstname.lastname@example.org)