Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(updated 19 Apr 03)
Really Bad Books About Birds
Purple Poo : How Did It Get That Way? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Cadeaux Goes Cuckoo (email@example.com)
How to Kill a Mocking Bird (Danko93@cs.com) Starring Gregory Peck..er um... and Debra Winger?
James Audubon Ate Quail; and Other Astonishing Facts (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Beaks and Freaks... The Audubon's Nawty Guide of Birds Doing It (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)
Just Be Glad That Cows Don't Fly (Motorbreath2000@netscape.net) "Aw, look at my windshield, man..."
Bird Drops Keep Falling on My Head (email@example.com)
Great Tits And Other Fine British Birds (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The Pelican Brief (rodentsRred@hotmail.com)
Hey, Dad, What's Stuck in the Grille? Aviary Road Kill Illustrated (email@example.com) Also known as "Radiator Raptor Recipes".
Field Guide to Motionless Pink Flamingos (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I Love the Taste of Cock: 100 Fabulous Chicken Recipes (email@example.com)
"HOOTERS"...It may turn out to be good, but the title is just so misleading. (Cheez412@aol.com) Hey, Cad, we should do a Hooter's ReBa--whoa, déjà vu....
Bird Watching Made Simple....Just Cut Me Off in Traffic (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The 'One Stone Murders': Isolated Incident or Disturbing Trend? (HerzogVon@aol.com)
The woodpecker lovers fully illustrated coffee table book of "America's Most Magnificent Peckers." (Truckerex@wmconnect.com) "Whoa...look at the hole that one just made!"
"A Dozen Or So Ways To Describe A Dead Parrot, Plus Two Hundred Blank Pages" by John Cleese (email@example.com)
Frank Perdue: Murderer (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)
The Fowl Field Guide: An Unpheasant Experience Toucan Learn From (KatSut78@aol.com)
Yellow Bellied Rap Suckers (firstname.lastname@example.org) Yo, word to ya nest, boyz!
If It's Got Wings, We Can Fry It (email@example.com)
True Story: "Chicken Eggs: A Dozen Abortions in a Box" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Rotting Meat Recipes - The Amateur's Guide to Attracting Vultures (email@example.com) I don't know if you really need a book for this...I suggest you just wing it.
So You're a Loser... The New Practical Guide to Birdwatching (kamasushi @aol.com)
Stuffing Nearly Extinct Birds For Fun and Profit (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Hey, as long as they don't do a lousy movie remake with Gwyneth Paltrow:
Thrush Thrush, Sweet Charlotte (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)
Ah...the eternal bird question...
Why Do We All Taste Like Chicken? (email@example.com)