Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(updated 19 Apr 03)

Really Bad Books About Birds

Purple Poo : How Did It Get That Way? (avit.web@verizon.net)

Cadeaux Goes Cuckoo (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

How to Kill a Mocking Bird (Danko93@cs.com) Starring Gregory Peck..er um... and Debra Winger?

James Audubon Ate Quail; and Other Astonishing Facts (skibip@aol.com)

Beaks and Freaks... The Audubon's Nawty Guide of Birds Doing It (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

Just Be Glad That Cows Don't Fly (Motorbreath2000@netscape.net) "Aw, look at my windshield, man..."

Bird Drops Keep Falling on My Head (redoubt5@phenixcable.net)

Great Tits And Other Fine British Birds (comedian2000@hotmail.com)

The Pelican Brief (rodentsRred@hotmail.com)

Hey, Dad, What's Stuck in the Grille? Aviary Road Kill Illustrated (e-marlon@sio.midco.net) Also known as "Radiator Raptor Recipes".

Field Guide to Motionless Pink Flamingos (seeker@vcoms.net)

I Love the Taste of Cock: 100 Fabulous Chicken Recipes (w_wallace_1999@yahoo.com)

"HOOTERS"...It may turn out to be good, but the title is just so misleading. (Cheez412@aol.com) Hey, Cad, we should do a Hooter's ReBa--whoa, déjà vu....

Bird Watching Made Simple....Just Cut Me Off in Traffic (radlein0897@charter.net)

The 'One Stone Murders': Isolated Incident or Disturbing Trend? (HerzogVon@aol.com)

The woodpecker lovers fully illustrated coffee table book of "America's Most Magnificent Peckers." (Truckerex@wmconnect.com) "Whoa...look at the hole that one just made!"

"A Dozen Or So Ways To Describe A Dead Parrot, Plus Two Hundred Blank Pages" by John Cleese (rockitower@aol.com)

Frank Perdue: Murderer (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

The Fowl Field Guide: An Unpheasant Experience Toucan Learn From (KatSut78@aol.com)

Yellow Bellied Rap Suckers (archerjoe@hotmail.com) Yo, word to ya nest, boyz!

If It's Got Wings, We Can Fry It (trlymurph@aol.com)

True Story: "Chicken Eggs: A Dozen Abortions in a Box" (mistahtom@aol.com)

Rotting Meat Recipes - The Amateur's Guide to Attracting Vultures (seeker@vcoms.net) I don't know if you really need a book for this...I suggest you just wing it.

So You're a Loser... The New Practical Guide to Birdwatching (kamasushi @aol.com)

Stuffing Nearly Extinct Birds For Fun and Profit (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

The winners:

Hey, as long as they don't do a lousy movie remake with Gwyneth Paltrow:

Thrush Thrush, Sweet Charlotte (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Ah...the eternal bird question...

Why Do We All Taste Like Chicken? (madavis62@alltel.net)