Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 19 Aug 05)
Really Bad Names For Residential Subdivisions
(Topic suggested by email@example.com)
Wilbanks Estates (Where You Can Run Away From It All) (JOSQUARD@aol.com)
Look Out For Pigeon Crap Hill (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Landfill Estates (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
Flatulation Plantation (email@example.com) ...where the real estate ain't worth a hill o' beans...
Hell's Half Acre (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Over The Hills (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Mudslide Falls (email@example.com)
Felonbreeder Gardens - Where future stars of America's Most Wanted are sure to be raised, surprising everybody in the neighboring communities with exciting tabloid TV participation! (firstname.lastname@example.org) Not to be confused with...
Folsom Estates: A secure, gated community. (HerzogVon@aol.com)
Pre-fab Acres (email@example.com)
Jayne Meadows (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Just down the street from Audrey Meadows?
Heartbreak Ridge (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Androgenous Acres (email@example.com)
Fleabag Acres (firstname.lastname@example.org) That reminds me, I gotta go visit the folks in 'the home'.
"Methane Valley" with a gentle breeze you can find your way home from 12 miles out. (email@example.com)
I-95 EXIT 103C-VILLE (firstname.lastname@example.org) Okay, this might be really bad..but not as bad as Turnpike Acres...Exit 14A.
Three Mile Forest (email@example.com)
The People's Court (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Tortilla Flats (OK, that's a real one by my house) (Cantw82paint@Aol.com) Please tell me you are joking.
Lower Pittsburgh Estates (email@example.com)
No Takers Acres (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Ancient Indian Burial Ground Estates (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org) Okay, well if Craig T. Nelson's family is next door, I'm outta there!
Neverland East (email@example.com)
Middleclassholes (firstname.lastname@example.org) Wasn't Rob Lowe in this movie??
Village of the Damned (email@example.com)
Rancho Radon-o (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)
Afraida Heights (DaJakAiss@optonline.net) Well, it probably isn't in the best part of town.
Okay, everyone cross their legs...
A Swift Kick in the Cul-de-sac (firstname.lastname@example.org)
It's incest a beautiful neighbourhood, too....
The mother of all subdivisions: Oedipus Complex (email@example.com)