Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(Updated 19 Aug 05)

Really Bad Names For Residential Subdivisions
(Topic suggested by shep@peoplepc.com)

Wilbanks Estates (Where You Can Run Away From It All) (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

Look Out For Pigeon Crap Hill (redcherri817@yahoo.com)

Landfill Estates (stan@squidworks.com; bjjtoff@tds.net)

Flatulation Plantation (jsalava@charter.net) ...where the real estate ain't worth a hill o' beans...

Hell's Half Acre (nstn@statefarm.com)

Crackytown (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

Over The Hills (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Mudslide Falls (murdoctor@aol.com)

Felonbreeder Gardens - Where future stars of America's Most Wanted are sure to be raised, surprising everybody in the neighboring communities with exciting tabloid TV participation! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com) Not to be confused with...

Folsom Estates: A secure, gated community. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Pre-fab Acres (astae@paonline.com)

Jayne Meadows (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Just down the street from Audrey Meadows?

Heartbreak Ridge (dorr@jam.rr.com)

Androgenous Acres (guitartexn@aol.com)

Fleabag Acres (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com) That reminds me, I gotta go visit the folks in 'the home'.

"Methane Valley" with a gentle breeze you can find your way home from 12 miles out. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

I-95 EXIT 103C-VILLE (richdiandkids@optonline.net) Okay, this might be really bad..but not as bad as Turnpike Acres...Exit 14A.

Three Mile Forest (scalpel@aol.com)

The People's Court (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Tortilla Flats (OK, that's a real one by my house) (Cantw82paint@Aol.com) Please tell me you are joking.

Lower Pittsburgh Estates (atwright73@yahoo.com)

No Takers Acres (tpanner@inorbit.com)

Ancient Indian Burial Ground Estates (astae@paonline.com; tpanner@inorbit.com) Okay, well if Craig T. Nelson's family is next door, I'm outta there!

Neverland East (astae@paonline.com)

Middleclassholes (rochford@netaus.net.au) Wasn't Rob Lowe in this movie??

Village of the Damned (manpretty@gmail.com)

Rancho Radon-o (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

Afraida Heights (DaJakAiss@optonline.net) Well, it probably isn't in the best part of town.

The winners:

Okay, everyone cross their legs...

A Swift Kick in the Cul-de-sac (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

It's incest a beautiful neighbourhood, too....

The mother of all subdivisions: Oedipus Complex (maxcel200@aol.com)