Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(updated 1 Dec 03)

Really Bad Names For Disneyland Rides

"Closed for Repairs" Roller Coaster Ride (rod.renner@juno.com)

Tossing Coins in Walt Disney's Mouth (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

Not Finished Yet: The Ride. (Ride at your own Risk) (motorbreath2000@netscape.net) Not finished yet? Wow, what a coincidence, I didn't bother to finish thi...

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon (iPHARTonU@hotmail.com)

Alice Through the Windshield (HerzogVon@aol.com)

The Wonders of CryoStorage: The Viewing Tour (MrCrayZ@aol.com) It's heads above the rest!

"Eat Me!" - based off Alice In Wonderland where you see yourself shrink and get large again! (dixiedawn30@yahoo.com)

Illegal Alien Encounter (MrglsJon@aol.com)

Dumbo and Dumbo-er. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Followed by its lame sequel, "Dumbo and Dumbo-er-er"...

Uncle Larry's Pull My Finger Swamp Ride (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Kevin Spacey Mountain (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

The "Topsy Turvy..We Got All Your Loose Change" Ride (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

The Bambi Shooting Gallery (murdoctor@aol.com) With paintballs out in the Nevada desert...right?

The Pirates of Pittsburgh: You get to beat up sausages with a baseball bat! (motorbreath2000@netscape.net)

The Mouse Trap (iPHARTonU@hotmail.com) Hmmmm...I thought that's what Disneyland is affectionately known as.

Mickey's Amazing World of Happy Meal Tie-Ins! (kelsler@aol.com)

It's a Small Wound (giraffic_art@earthlink.net) ...and a biiiiiiig lawsuit, kids!

Goofy's Lawsuit Adventure (chharget@aol.com)

The Line To Nowhere (NodMyChin@sbcglobal.net)

The winners:

"Say hello to my leetle frien'! Hyuk, hyuk!"...

Goofys' Tragic Bloodbath (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

Also known as The Olfactory Ride...

The Crowded Place With People From Cultures Where Personal Space Is Not Recognized (NodMyChin@sbcglobal.net)