"Closed for Repairs" Roller Coaster Ride (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Tossing Coins in Walt Disney's Mouth (email@example.com)
Not Finished Yet: The Ride. (Ride at your own Risk) (firstname.lastname@example.org) Not finished yet? Wow, what a coincidence, I didn't bother to finish thi...
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon (iPHARTonU@hotmail.com)
Alice Through the Windshield (HerzogVon@aol.com)
The Wonders of CryoStorage: The Viewing Tour (MrCrayZ@aol.com) It's heads above the rest!
"Eat Me!" - based off Alice In Wonderland where you see yourself shrink and get large again! (email@example.com)
Illegal Alien Encounter (MrglsJon@aol.com)
Dumbo and Dumbo-er. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Followed by its lame sequel, "Dumbo and Dumbo-er-er"...
Uncle Larry's Pull My Finger Swamp Ride (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Kevin Spacey Mountain (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
The "Topsy Turvy..We Got All Your Loose Change" Ride (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
The Bambi Shooting Gallery (email@example.com) With paintballs out in the Nevada desert...right?
The Pirates of Pittsburgh: You get to beat up sausages with a baseball bat! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The Mouse Trap (iPHARTonU@hotmail.com) Hmmmm...I thought that's what Disneyland is affectionately known as.
Mickey's Amazing World of Happy Meal Tie-Ins! (email@example.com)
It's a Small Wound (firstname.lastname@example.org) ...and a biiiiiiig lawsuit, kids!
Goofy's Lawsuit Adventure (email@example.com)
The Line To Nowhere (NodMyChin@sbcglobal.net)
"Say hello to my leetle frien'! Hyuk, hyuk!"...
Goofys' Tragic Bloodbath (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)
Also known as The Olfactory Ride...
The Crowded Place With People From Cultures Where Personal Space Is Not Recognized (NodMyChin@sbcglobal.net)