Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 20 May 04)
Really Bad Shows On Al Gore's New Cable TV Network
Famous Filibusters (firstname.lastname@example.org)
History of the Internet (MedCheryl@aol.com)
"Why I Lost the Election": The mini series. (email@example.com)
It Should've Been My West Wing (firstname.lastname@example.org) But who do we get to play Al? Oh, I know... that guy from "Weekend at Bernie's"! Yeah, yeah, you knew it before I said it.
Saved By The Bell (that show sucks on ANY network). (email@example.com)
The New Jackass: With your host, Howard Dean. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Reruns of Rush Limbaugh's old TV show (email@example.com) Jake and the Fatman?
Survivor: Inside the Beltway! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Al Gore's Hot-Tub Party with Madeline Albright (email@example.com)
"Joey" (firstname.lastname@example.org) "How YOU doin'? Apparently not THAT well, huh?"
RE:AL TV (email@example.com)
"Problems in Government" - This week's topic: The Electoral College must go. Also next week's topic, and the week after that and the. . . (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Liberal Survivor: Six people try to stay alive on an island (Manhattan) without any kind of government benefits. (email@example.com)
Counting for Floridians (firstname.lastname@example.org) ONE! One, hanging Chad! Two, two hanging Chads! A-ha ha ha....
"How To Lose At a Contest When People Really Do Like You" Special Guest Star: Susan Lucci (email@example.com)
All the Almost-President's Men (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Point-counterpoint-REcounterpoint (email@example.com) I demand a re-count...er...point, too!
"Bill & Grace" Tuesdays, 7:00 - Series finale: Grace discovers that Bill has been lying for the last four years and that he is not, in fact, gay. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Al on Al Jezeera Tonight! (email@example.com)
7:01 - 7:03 PM The Tipper Gore Music Countdown Show (firstname.lastname@example.org) Oh man, I love The Top One!
The Gore Game Show: $100 question: He sang with Jeremy in a 60's duo. $200 question: First name of the actor who played Dr. Joe Gannon in Medical Center. $300 question: This central African country borders Libya to the North. $400 question ... (TZMAC@aol.com)
A Nation Frustrated: An in-depth look at presidential candidates who won the popular vote but lost the electoral vote. Week 1: Al Gore Week 2: Samuel J. Tilden Week 3: to be announced (email@example.com) This sounds almost as exciting as "The History Channel's" first year on the air.
Miami Vice-president (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Next week's challenge: Being driven home by Ted Kennedy...
Political Fear Factor: Contestants eat unlabelled pills from Rush's medicine cabinet. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Didn't this one star John Ritter, at one point?...
842 Simple Rules for being Vice President (email@example.com)