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(Updated 21 Jan 04)

Really Bad Sci-Fi Romance Novel Titles

First off... Plan 69 from Outer Space... Sex Trek... Moonraper... Oh, those are bad sci-fi Porn titles, and you said ROMANCE, sorry. (murdoctor@aol.com) Yes, yes...some of you were highly confused as to where to draw that line we saw.

Now to the real list...

Tess of the Klingons (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

The Last Starlover (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)

Girls Gone Wild at Star Trek Conventions: The Book (archerjoe@hotmail.com) An obvious fiction...GIRLS at a Star Trek Convention???

The Black Hole of Desire (iRonni@msn.com)

Dune Each Other (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Roses For My Xarparlxm (marymarg27608@yahoo.com) Yeah...probably for fuel.

Beauty and the Horrible Gelatinous Blob (Endocrom@aol.com)

Under a Forbidden Moon (or two or three) (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Wookie Whoopie (Pootybrew@earthlink.net) aka, "Wookie Nookie"!

The Seven Year Itch: A Vulcan Love Story (rampage1984@msn.com)

Look Into My Eyes, and Eyes, and Eyes (tenaciousfiend24@sbcglobal.net)

Star Trek: Hey Trekkies, this book has dirty parts in it! (Endocrom@aol.com) Sssssh! You want it to SELL, don't you??

Sleepless in Uranus (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

The Shiftchangers of Madison County (jaynashvil@aol.com)

Romeo and JuALIEN (pizzafreak48076@aol.com)

"Romantic Troubles with Tribbles" by W. Shatner. (No, I am NOT a Trekkie as I had to look up Shatner - again - to make sure it wasn't spelled with two T's. ) (HerzogVon@aol.com) Uh huh. Nice hole you're diggin' yourself into, there.

Lost in Your Space (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

The Long, Hot, Artificial Growing Season (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

How Saturn Got His Rings Back (tenaciousfiend24@sbcglobal.net)

"Cosmo"blanca (Cantw82paint@Aol.com) "...it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little aliens don't amount to a hill of plaspoids in this crazy galaxy." Hmmm...maybe not.

A Walk In The Oort Clouds (chharget@aol.com)

Love in the Afternoon, Which Lasts a Really Long Time Since We're So Close to the Polar Cap (dinosaur1972@aol.com)

It's Love Jim, but not as we know it... (actonski@aol.co.uk)

Withering Heights: A disease "strikes down" all the men in the world, making them effectively, eunuchs. Most women are glad for the time off.... and cuddling becomes an acceptable past time. (MrCrayZ@aol.com)

The winners:

"Klaatu barada nookie..."

The Day The Earth Moved (toohipr4m@aol.com)

"I'll have what she and her 100-foot-tall friend are having."...

When Godzilla Met Sally (astae@paonline.com)